A man walks into a bar and notices a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. he
goes to her and says, "You know, I would LOVE to kiss your breasts!"
The embarrassed woman sais, "My boyfriend is the bouncer here, and if you
don't leave me alone I will go get him!"
"Ok, ok, I will leave you alone.... I am sorry!!"
After a couple of drinks the man walks to her again and said, "You know, I
would LOVE to kiss you on your ass!" The woman said, "My boyfriend is VERY
big and muscular, and if you don't leave me alone I am going to get him!"
"Ok, ok, I am sorry.... It won't happen again!"
A few minutes later, the man is blasted, and tells the woman, "You know, I
would LOVE to fill up your love canal with whiskey and drink every bit of it
out of there!"
"Well..... that does it, I am going to get my boyfriend... Now you are in
trouble!!"
The woman goes to the backroom, and tells her boyfriend, "There is a man out
there who said that he wanted to kiss my breasts!" Her boyfriend stood up,
gave a little grunt, and rolled up his shirt sleeves.
"And, he said that he wanted to bite my butt!!" Her boyfriend unbuttons his
shirt to reveal muscles everywhere, and is clenching his fist and reaching
for his ax handle.
"And.... he said he wanted to fill my love canal up with whiskey and drink
every bit of it out of there!"
The boyfriend takes a deep breath, puts his shirt back on, and sits down and
continues to read his paper.
The woman is shocked, and asks why he is not going out to get the man.
"Well, any man who can drink THAT much whiskey must be one HELLUVA man!"
::A Man Walks into a Bar and Notices a Beautiful Woman::
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