Marital Miscommunication...

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Marital Miscommunication...
A man and his wife are driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over, the officer approaches the car and the following scene ensues:

State cop: "License and registration please."
Man: "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"
State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."
Man: "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65."
Wife: "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!"
State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out."
Man: "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."
Wife: "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."
State Cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car."
Wife: "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt."
Man: "Will you just shut your mouth, Betty?!"
State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: "Only when he's drunk..."

[--Makoy--]

[emokidstuff]

patay...DUI pa gyud....

[lana21]

yataf.....

[yanypie]

pahamak sad ang wife oist...

[carmie]

luoya sa bana oi gitabang sa wife....

[xPausEx]

hahahaha! kalouy ni mister!

[P-Chan]

lol

[black_vixen]

hahahahaha, dah dah dah!