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  1. 04-29-2013, 10:15 AM #1
    nomnom
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    Default Post your own jokes! :)

    unsay tawag sa negro nga tig drive ug eroplano??...



    ...pilot! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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  2. 04-29-2013, 02:13 PM #2
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    pahuway dong oi.....
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  3. 04-29-2013, 02:16 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by nakaigo View Post
    pahuway dong oi.....
    kani original JOKE jud ni xa!!!!..
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  4. 05-08-2013, 08:15 AM #4
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    your own jokes!
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  5. 05-08-2013, 10:39 PM #5
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    Naay usa ka mayor nga gadeklarar....
    Mayor: Mga kaigsoonan
    Magtanom ta ug saging tondan
    Aron naay mapo-po
    Para mangabuhi tang tanan
    Ang bungi ningsuon sa mayor...

    Bungi; Mga inun-onan
    Magatanom ta og saging tumban
    Aron naay mamumu
    Para mangabungi tang tanan




    PARROT: batig nawng(5x)
    LALAKE: sultig batig nawng usab kay patyon taka!! i lechonon jd taka!!!

    ..... Next DAY.....

    PARROT: pssst! pst!
    LALAKE: unsa man!!!??

    PARROT: you know na....




    Cus2mer : AyoOoO! papalita ko ug safeguard!!!!!!!!
    Tindero : Ayaw cgeg syagit syagit dihaA dong kay di ko bungol! Unsa man na simkard? Globe o Smart?

    GUY1: nag-away mi sa ako g.f.
    GUY2: ngano man?
    GUY1: she asked for a gift, sulti bisan unsa basta naay diamond
    GUY2: unsay giregalo nimo?
    GUY1: baraha



    Buloy: Toy,imu man kuno gitug-anan ako uyab nga pisot ko!?
    Bit0y: wla Loy oy! ako ra cya ignan nga hapit nka tuli-0n.
    Buloy: aw lagi, abi nakog nitug-an ka!



    Mare1: ka swerti nimo mare oi. Mga gwapo ug gwapa jud imong mga anak.

    Mare2: Nah mare, naningkamot jud kog akoa. Kay ug mag salig ko sa akong bana, ay ambot nalang unsay hitsura!



    Buta nisakay ug taxi

    Driver: Kahibalo ka sa direction nga buta ka man?

    Buta: Ayawg kabalaka katoltol ko. Nakahibalo ko nga naa na ta sa Guadalupe kay naninimaho nang mangga.
    ...
    Driver: Sakto ka. Katoltol gyud diay ka.

    Buta: Karon naa na ta sa may simbahan kay nanimaho nang kandila.

    Driver: Sakto gihapon ka. (Paglabay nila sa tindahan ug bulad.)

    Buta: Good evening! ladies.
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  6. 06-08-2013, 10:52 PM #6
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    Naa koy 3 ka joke
    JOKE JOKE JOKE
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  7. 06-09-2013, 12:31 AM #7
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    shabu pa TS
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  8. 06-10-2013, 04:04 PM #8
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    just heard it 30 mins ago

    lalaki ni para ug jeep para lacion

    Lalaki: noy mo agi ka ug lacion
    driver: ah.. dili raba dung adto mnko pdung pero dili ko mo agi

    heheh ahak nlingaw ko naminaw murag sipa sd ang driver hehehehe...
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  9. 06-10-2013, 05:35 PM #9
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    matay mn xd tah cge katawa ari oi... ahhaaa
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  10. 06-11-2013, 06:34 PM #10
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    chuya nimo TS oi
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