chuck - did you know?

[jiro]

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Chuck Norris can divide a number by zero.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory.

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it *** if the woman survives.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

[janvier]

how do you know all these things? papa nimo cia?

[winwin]

bayot ka bai?

[ares623]

haha ataya ninyo oi. kung kaila mo kinsa si Chuck Norris, katawanan au na. ehehe
www.thechucknorrisfacts.com

[dimple_orange]

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