Call Center Bloopers

[pupu]

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Agent doing outbound call........


Cx: Sounded like an African-American...











Cx: Hello
Agent: Hi, may i speak with John doe
Cx: He's incarcerated.....
Agent: Oh, when can i call him back
Cx: Well, call him back after 20 years!!!! He's in prison you dumb ass


Cx then hung up the phone......


Agent: huh?....nangutana ra gani ko when can i call him back ingon man hinuon he's in prison...

[kit_cebu]

^hahahaha....bogs...........

[magicflakes]

Let me verify your email.. Thats G like Golf, E like India...
Cx: The what now?

[onig.heck]

akong experience...

Customer was using a mac computer. He couldn't connect with wireless.

Customer: I know a lot about computers... there is nothing wrong with my machine...
Me:... alright sir... let us check your wireless connection... please go to the airport...
customer: What you want me to go to the airport which is miles away from me?

Me: (nakuratan... pero nagkatawa nah dayon after nakarealize... hahaha)

[baiparts]

akong experience...

Customer was using a mac computer. He couldn't connect with wireless.

Customer: I know a lot about computers... there is nothing wrong with my machine...
Me:... alright sir... let us check your wireless connection... please go to the airport...
customer: What you want me to go to the airport which is miles away from me?

Me: (nakuratan... pero nagkatawa nah dayon after nakarealize... hahaha)

hahahahahahah. nice one! hahaha

[Bigbird]

Outbound agent - akong kumpare

Agent: Hi, may I speak to Joe?
Joe: Yes, this is he.
Agent: Hi Joe, I'm calling in reference to you book entitled, "Orphaned Child" (gi pronounce niya as Or-fayned, ambot kun unsaon pag spelling.. heheh)
Joe: What? What are you talking about?
Agent: (slowly hangs up the phone)

nikuhit sa tapad--

Agent: Pre, unsa gani pag pronounce ani - gitudlo ang word nga orphaned
Agent 2: Orphaned

nikuhit sa isa pa jud ka tapad--
Agent: mam, unsa gani pag pronouce ani - gitudlo ang word nga orphaned
Agent 3: Orphaned

Agent: Daan pa jud ko. Mali jud to pagka pronounce naku..

Mabuang ko ug katawa gapaminaw sa call kay na timingan jud nga maoy pag live call monitoring naku.. heheheh

[kulotzki]

guys kinsa to nag work sa callcenter, pwede mo post ug kanang bloopers

There was one time nga sobra katugon kaayo ko nya nag cge kog huna2x sa darknight arises nya this is what happened:

Cust: "so, what do I do now to put my services back??"


Me: "Well, best thing to do (while closing my eyes...duka...), is to call Batman and tell him more about it!


Cust: What the hell? Are you mocking me?

[jay_el_330]

Outbound agent - akong kumpare

Agent: Hi, may I speak to Joe?
Joe: Yes, this is he.
Agent: Hi Joe, I'm calling in reference to you book entitled, "Orphaned Child" (gi pronounce niya as Or-fayned, ambot kun unsaon pag spelling.. heheh)
Joe: What? What are you talking about?
Agent: (slowly hangs up the phone)

nikuhit sa tapad--

Agent: Pre, unsa gani pag pronounce ani - gitudlo ang word nga orphaned
Agent 2: Orphaned

nikuhit sa isa pa jud ka tapad--
Agent: mam, unsa gani pag pronouce ani - gitudlo ang word nga orphaned
Agent 3: Orphaned

Agent: Daan pa jud ko. Mali jud to pagka pronounce naku..

Mabuang ko ug katawa gapaminaw sa call kay na timingan jud nga maoy pag live call monitoring naku.. heheheh

hahaha nice ito

[imyourninja]

Agent: Hi Ma'am, my name is blah blah blah and calling from.. May I speak with the head of the household?
Kid: uhmm.. lady... I don't understand you.. would you like to speak to my mom?
Agent: Sure. Please put your mom on the phone for me, please.
Mom: Hello? who's this?
Agent: Hi mom (ma'am), my name is...

noice wannn!! hahaha

[magicflakes]

i had this team mate before na mejo tralala haha.

scenario 1:

agent: maam i cant hear you clearly. there's static in the line.
cx: can you hear me better now?
agent: i really could not hear you clearly maam. i can only hear the " wuzzhu wuzzhu " (static sound)