Wats d best FUNNY LINES you heard from a movie

[miyay]

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shit happens!

[jdbebz]

YouTube - Snakes on a Plane- THE line


hahaha kani snake in the plane

[likyam]

PAANO KITA IIBIGIN - EUGENE DOMINGO

Welcome to heaven resort, where you can rest in peace forever . . .
Welcome to heaven resort, such a lovely flace such a lovely pace . . .

Plenty of room in the hotel, anytime of year, you can find it here. Welcome !


hahahahahaha

[likyam]

PIDO DIDA - RENE REQUIESTAS

SCENE 1

Car Owner: Pare, full tank mo!

Pido: Full tank mo rin !

Car Owner: Ba't ka nagmumura?

Pido: Ikaw ang nagmumura ah!?

Car Owner: Full Tank sabi ko!

Pido: Sabi ko full tank din !

Car Owner: Dali !

Car Owner: Magkano?

Pido: 190

Car Owner: 190? Full Tank? Di ba nagtaas na ang gas?

Pido: Oo. Pero mas mura ang diesel

Car Owner: Ano? Diesel ang kinarga mo? Walang hiya ka!

Pido: Tingnan mo 'to. Kayo pa ang galit? Ginawa ko yun para makamura kayo !

Car Owner: Asan ang manager dito?

Manager: Bakit Pido, anong nangyari dito?

Pido: Sir ! I'm Fired !

SCENE 2

Car Owner: Sobrang lamig ah . . . Parang Freezer

Pido: Oo nga noh . . . Hayop ang acting mo ah para kang babayaran ah. TY lang yan, kala mo . . TY lang yan. Sandali ha

Car Owner: Pero malamig eh

Pido: Ngeh !

Manager: Anong nangyari sa kotse?

Pido: I resign


PIDO DIDA


hahahahahahahahaha

[thelo]

Hal: A purple alien gave me a ring...
Friend: He proposed? Hahaha...

Green Lantern

[likyam]

up ta ani beh. nalimtan naman ni ako thread. hehehehehe

[Jep01_Chibu]

Cars 2 (2011)

Finn McMissile: Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.

haha...