A chinese and steven spielberg were drunk in a bar. then, Spielberg slapped the chinese.
chinese:why did you slap me?
spielberg:because you bombed pearl harbour! and my father died that day!
chinese:but im a chinese you dumb--s, not japanese!
spielberg:you fool! japanese, vietnamese, chinese, you are all the same!
Then the chinese punched spielberg.
chinese:that's for sinking the titanic!
spielberg:but the titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!
chinese:iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!
toink, na wani!!!