Post your funniest jokes here!!!

[firstmary]

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Post pamu ug mga jokes guys kai kataw.onon. ahhahaha

[firstmary]

Customer: Dae, tag pila mnang kamatis nmu?

Tindera: tag tulo dos sir.

Costumer: aw cge dae ako nang pakyawon be.

Tindera: ha? nganu mn sir? ayaw lng pakyawa?

Costumer: Nganu d mn ka ganhan akong pakyawon imung baligya?

Tindera: Ang2 wa nakoi tinda!



AHHAHAHA

[firstmary]

Boi: Sir, nadawat nako sa ako gi apply nga pgka.boi dri sir?

Amo: aw u nadawat nka.

Boi: unya unsa mn akong trabaho dri sir?

Amo: aw imung trabaho dri, taga buntag sayu ug udto ug panihapon, naai burger dha ug lechon kawali, unya ilawg sa iro ha. mao rana dong.

Boi: HA? mao ba sir? ae nlng sir d nlng ko mu apply.

Amo: nganu mn dong? unsai problema ana?

Boi: ae hehe, mu apply lng ko pagka iro sir!

[zaira45]

usa ka adlaw ngkita ang bungi og opao:

bungi - sos uwawa ud oi ..suwawa hud oi..hayad k ang adlaw won ..sos suwawa jud oi.suwaw a.u..init man gud au

Sa dihang cge og balik2 padungog c bungi sa opao wa ka agwanta ang opao og ni tubag:

opao - btaw init jud kaayo..tungod sa kainit gud imong simod k nang liki..hahaha

[flatline06]

TIGUWANG: Kabalo ka pre lima akong chicks karon!

PARE : Mga gwapa ba sila pre?

TIGUWANG: Mga gwapa sila pre! ..........ug pareha ug mga nawong!

PARE : Ha, Ngano man pre?

TIGUWANG :Kay sila tanan mga nawong ug kwarta

hahaha lol

[joseph_virus16@yahoo.com]

duha ka amang nag away:

Amang1:

Amang2:

[firstmary]

duha ka amang nag away:

Amang1:

Amang2:

hahahahaa simple ra aug joke oh.

[dropdeadgorgeous]

Boy Abunda: Mahal, kung ikaw ay isang kasangkapan sa bahay ano ka at bakit?









Mahal: Ahhhmmm, chupa! Kachi ang charap-charap machulog cha chupa...

[Bricksand]

"Castaway Dreams"

One day a man decided to retire.

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life... that is, until the ship sank.

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."

"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But, where did you get the tools?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."

The guy is stunned.

"Let's row over to my place," she says.

So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.

As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house.

While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please."

"Would you like a drink?"

"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."

"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.

After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into Something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.

"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned... she smelled faintly of gardenias. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him. "We've both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you played around?" She stares into his eyes.

He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes... "You've built a Golf Course?"

[cyareful]

bata mipalit sa tindahan

bata: ayo.. naa moy buggle gum?
tindera: wala

after 5 minutes

bata: ayo.. naa moy buggle gum?
tindera: wala

after another 5 minutes

bata: ayo.. naa moy buggle gum?
tindera: wala lagi mi bubble gum..mopalit pa gani ka diri ug bubble gum, pusilon jud tka!!!

after another 5 minutes

bata: ayo..naa moy pusil?
tindera: wala
bata: palit ko buggle gum


hahahaha...gi trolling ang tindera..