astang ahaka.... lingaw ko....
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lingaw sab dha.. naa pa lain dha ?
o napa lain!
TATAY: bagsak na pud ka! preho unta ka ni Pedro sige lag ka honor!
JUAN: dili pud sakto na itandi ko nimo ni Pedro tay..
TATAY: ngano man?
JUAN: brayt baya iyang tatay. kaw brayt diay ka?! siyempre liwat jud ko nimo!!
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ngsese lang japon bsag My Abatar violated the rule hahaha
Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang.
na low batt ang hearing aid. he3x...
all because of hearing into
DIFFERENT LANGUAGE
Root of problem: The chinese name - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
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