Math Teacher

[stuart]

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Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang
piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING napo! GINILING!!!

[nakaigo]

Eystudeynt: Mam 7/11 ka ba?
Teycheyr: Hmmm..baket?
Eystudeynt: Kasi mimahal kita 24/7..BOOM!

Naa japon math2x ha...
so dili ot...

[stuart]

Eystudeynt: Mam 7/11 ka ba?
Teycheyr: Hmmm..baket?
Eystudeynt: Kasi mimahal kita 24/7..BOOM!

Naa japon math2x ha...
so dili ot...

hahaha pwidi basta naa number pasok!!! hehehe

[stuart]

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!


hahaha

[demetvi]

math teacher: pedro naa koy pangutana nimo ha unya kailangan abtik imung tubag.
pedro : ok mam
math teacher: 1 plus 1
pedro : ABTIK mam!

[stuart]

math teacher: pedro naa koy pangutana nimo ha unya kailangan abtik imung tubag.
pedro : ok mam
math teacher: 1 plus 1
pedro : ABTIK mam!

pwidi pwidi hehehe

[Crinkles11]

TITSER: Pedro, 1+3?
PEDRO: 4 mam!
TITSER: Very good! ikaw juan 33x61?
JUAN: Mao na ni, kun lisud na gani ako dayon ang pangutan-on. Pabor2x. Abseni nalang ko oi!

[farmboy]

Sakita ani nga subject oi.. hahay, ngano bugo ko ug math

[stuart]

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

bitaw noh dugaya na ana oi wa paman na makit.e hehehe

[willard]

math teacher: pedro naa koy pangutana nimo ha unya kailangan abtik imung tubag.
pedro : ok mam
math teacher: 1 plus 1
pedro : ABTIK mam!

perting abtika pedro jud!