Short Jokes

[Alzheimer]

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Posting jokes or links to them. Maybe nk.agi namu or wla pa. Have fun reading lang. I'll update once in a while.

Joke 1

PASOSYAL NAN GIRL SA BUS..

GIRL: manong, can you get my bagahe please?
it's like mabigat kasi eh.

...KONDUKTOR: Alin dito miss?

GIRL: there oh! yong SAKO! Please pki ingat lang
kasi if it falls to da ground mhirap mgpulot..

ng "KOFRAS"

Joke 2

BOy: nganu mura mn kag nhadlok?

Girl: hpit kko ma rape dha sa unahan, may gani nkoy kwrta.

boy: unya emu na lng ghtag imung kwrta?...

Girl: wla ui ng hotel mi. lain sad kau dha rmmi sa daplin.

Joke 3

Things you dont want to hear during your own surgery:

1. saan yung gunting na bagobakit may kalawang na ito??

2. 10ml may nakasurvive na ba dyan?? sabi ko 5ml lang!!!

3. doc, ubos na po pala yung anestisya

4. kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan na yung pantahi!!!

5. Sunog!!!! sunog!!! labas na kayong lahat!!! sunog !!! sunog!!!

Joke 4

Holdaper: Holdap to! Akin na yang cellphone mo! (:
Girl: Teka lang kuya! I-gGM ko lang na ikaw na gagamit neto.
Holdaper: Okay, Take your time.

Joke 5

A man and a wife get a new computer. They get to the point when they have to decide on a password.
The man types in "my*****" and the woman falls over laughing when an error message pops up and says "Error. Not long enough"

Joke 6

BOY NAG LALAKAD SA LOBBY. NAKITA NIYA CRUSH NIYA.
Boy. Hi… Crush.
Girl. Ew… Baliw ka ba?
Boy. Uo baliw sayu.
Girl. Ngek Adik ka nga
...Boy. Adik sayu.
Girl. Haha! Corny mo
Boy. Dahil sayo.
Girl. Haha. Wala nakong masabi sayo.
Boy. Speechless ka sa pagmamahal ko?

[ever101]

gusto kung tumawa pero ge ban naka....