Best jokes ever..

[bleedingboi]

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DRIVER: Dong, iatras nako ang jep, ingna ko palihug kung mabangga.
BATA: Ok! Cge atras! Atras pa! Cge pa! Atras gyud! Kana.
“BAAAANNGGGG!!!! OK! ..BAngga na!
DRIVER: YAWA!!!

[free_hugs]

Boy: Day,para kang typewriter
Girl: <gikilig ang boang> kay type ko nimu?
Boy: Dili uy... Imung simud mura man gud ug Ribbon... itom...

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katawa sad mo uy....nyehehe...

[cishmie_angel]

One day I was walking down the beach with some
friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?

[cishmie_angel]

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

[cishmie_angel]

"ang COMFORTER"

AMO: Inday, ilipat ang comforter sa kwarto.
INDAY: San ko ilagay kuya?
AMO: Ipatong mo lang sa kama
Maya-maya... .
INDAY: Andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner... :=)

[cishmie_angel]

PROMDI: Lam ko promdi lang ako kaya wag mo kong lolokohin! Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko?!?! Maliit, wala pang kama at bintana..... ha?!?!
ROOMBOY: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang po tayo...

[cishmie_angel]

PROMDI: Bill Gates' wife was interviewed...
REPORTER: How does it feel to have *** with the richest man ?
MRS. GATES: Oh, it's no big deal. Now I know why his company's named MICROSOFT!

[R_sQuArEd]

Usa ka-lalaki gilugos ang usa ka-babaye, unya sa dihang nagmalampuson siya sa dautan niyang buhat iyaha kining giingnan...

Lalaki: Sulod sa siyam ka-buwan magka-anak ka, taw-ga siya'g HERCULES.

Ug mitubag si babaye...

Babaye: Hoy! kwanggol, sulod sa siyam ka-adlaw, magka-rashes na imong p*n*s, taw-ga na'g HERPES kanahana ka!

[kenjisatto1982]

Usa ka-lalaki gilugos ang usa ka-babaye, unya sa dihang nagmalampuson siya sa dautan niyang buhat iyaha kining giingnan...

Lalaki: Sulod sa siyam ka-buwan magka-anak ka, taw-ga siya'g HERCULES.

Ug mitubag si babaye...

Babaye: Hoy! kwanggol, sulod sa siyam ka-adlaw, magka-rashes na imong p*n*s, taw-ga na'g HERPES kanahana ka!

aus ka tol... napatawa mo ako ng maaga... angas ng joke... heheheh Hercules ha.

[stuart]

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

hahahaha same on this joke sis...
Amo: inday hot milk beh...
Ka2long: butangan ug gatas sir?
Amo: ayaw lang k lo.od...

Nyahahhaha pag chure oi hekhekhek