why we are in good health

[cebu_doki]

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It's been known for years that *** is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of ***.

OPENING UP HER BRA
With both hands....... ......... ......... ..... 8 Calories
With one hand........ ......... ......... ..... 12 Calories
With your teeth....... ......... ......... .... 85 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOm
With an erection.... ......... ......... ....... 6 Calories
Without an erection.... ......... ......... .. 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES Trying
to find the clitoris.... ......... ..... ....8 Calories
Trying to find the G Spot........ ......... 92 Calories

POSITIONS
Missionary.. ......... ......... ......... ..... 12 Calories
69 lying down........ ......... ......... ..... 78 Calories
69 standing up.......... ......... ......... . 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ......... .... 216 Calories
Doggy Style....... ......... ......... ....... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... ..... 912 Calories

ORGASM
Real........ ......... ......... ......... .... 112 Calories
Faked....... ......... ......... ......... .... 315 Calories

POST ORGASM
Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ......... .....18 Calories
Getting up immediately. ......... ......... ...36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of
bed immediately. ......... ......... ......... ....816 Calories





GETTINNG A SECOND ERECTION
If you are:
20-29 years old......... ......... ........36 Calories
30-39 years....... ......... ......... ........ 80 Calories
40-49 years....... ......... ......... ....... 124 Calories
50-59 years....... ......... ......... ....... 972 Calories
60-69 years....... ......... ......... ...... 2916 Calories
70 andover ..... ......... ......... ......... .....Death

DRESSING AFETRWARDS
Calmly...... ......... ......... ......... ......... . 32 Calories
In a hurry....... ......... ......... ......... ...98 Calories
With her father knocking
at the door........ ......... .....1218 Calories
With your wife knocking
at the door........ ......... .....3521 Calories

[regan4us]

paytera sa last oi with your wife knocking at the door dako kaayog ikatabang para sa diet

[xco0ter]

with your wife knocking at the door is unhealthy...

pero di sad sa tanang higayon kay gidad-an lang ka ug fruit shake kay kabalo man xa nga gikapoy ka

[brian joshua]

kaya+a sad sa italian chandelier ui...

[mondragon]

lisoda anang 69 standing up woi! good exercise jd