Best jokes ever..

[edmac]

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Pambansang Hayop Ng Pilipinas

sa eskwelahan

teacher: jun-jun unsa atong pambansang hayop ?

jun-jun:kabayo maam

teacher: Dili, naa nay "W" sa kinalasan.

jun-jun: KabayoW maam.

teacher: Dili. Naa nay sungay.

jun-jun: Demonyong kabayoW maam

teacher: GET OUT!!!

[edmac]

Nishagit ang gilugos na babae: TABANG! TABANG!
Rapist: Ayaw na Pangayug tabang, kaya ko ni ako rang usa.
Babae: Sure ka?
…Ah ok,.
Ayaw na daw! Ayaw na daw!
Kaya na daw nya!

[Renzoids]

more more more more......

[scope_hunting]

sulod sa kumpisalan..

Pari: isugid imong mga kasalanan anak.
Laki: dre naka patay kog tawo.
Pari: Pila man ang imong napatay anak?
Laki: 10 na kabouk dre nya pulos sila motoo og ginoo.
Pari: ahh ahh mao ba anak?
Laki: oo padre, ikaw dre mo too ka ba og ginoo?
Pari: ahw kanang kuan, trip trip lang gud ning akoa.. sakay sa uso ba.

[cishmie_angel]

"It's good to be an idiot sometimes. hehehe =)"

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.
Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven, where the Devil was standing nearby.
"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore it was agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"
The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole."
The idiot went to Heaven.

[yokam888]

lalake nagstorya sa tindera sa kanto: "ngatz beh mwacks!"

babae nga nakadungog sa lalaki: "hala ka sweet niya, uyab to nimo?"

tindera: "ha? dili oi, mao to among suki nga bungi nga sige'g palit ug "gatzby wax"

[pink_mio]

-lingawa nko basa dri ui,hehe
pawala sa stress-

[HOUSTONweHAVEaPROBLEM]

Best joke ever... Even with just mere picture...

[VinRex]

[Light++]

Juan: Pre, ang ako lola ba kay sharing ug loving kaayo sa ako lolo.

Pedro: Nganu nakaingon man ka Pre?

Juan: Ang-ang basta magkaon ako lolo kay magtan aw ra jud na si lola sa iya atubangan.

Pedro: Oh! Nganu d man siya modungan ug kaon sa imo lolo?

Juan: Ang-ang gihuwat pa man niya ang pustiso.

Nyakk!!