Unsa imong ganahan buhaton karon?

[asst.techwrite]

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What do you like to do today?

Mine is

8am-12noon = work while nag visit sa istorya.net
12noon-12:30pm = kaon
12:30pm-4pm=2log
4pm-6pm=gym
6pm-12pm= dota cguro or wa ko kahibaw asa ang laag



How about you??

[azure]

* Tell your friends, four days prior to their party, that you can't attend because you're not in the mood.

* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars, to see if they slow down.

* Practice making faxmodem noises.

* If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

* Drum on every available surface.

* Remove every line of someone's .newsrc file except the entry for alt.***.fetish.hamster.duct-tape.

* Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

* Staple papers in the middle of the page.

* Ask 800 operators for dates.

* Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

* Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

* Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

* Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

* Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

* Set alarms for random times.

* Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

* Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

* Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

* Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

* Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.

* Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

* Honk and wave to strangers.

* Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

* Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

* Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

* Wear your pants backwards.

* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

* Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

* Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".

* Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-Cyrillic-landscape mode.

* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

* only type in lowercase.

* don't use any punctuation either

* Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

* Pay for your dinner with pennies.

* Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

* Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

* Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

* Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

* Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"

"What?"

"Never mind, it's gone now."

* Light road flares on a birthday cake.

* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

* Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

* Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

* At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

* When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

* Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".

* As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

* Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

* Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song. (Ya know, Lamb Chops?)

* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

* Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.

* Drive half a block.

* Name your dog "Dog".

* Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

* Ask people what gender they are.

* Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

* Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.

* Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

* Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

* Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

* While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

* Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

* Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

* Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

* Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.

* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

* Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

* Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

* Wear a LOT of cologne.

* Ask to "interface" with someone.

* Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".

* Sing along at the opera.

* Mow your lawn with scissors.

* At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"

* Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".

* Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".

* Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

* Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

* Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't ricket."

* Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture".

* Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

* Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

* Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

* Never make eye contact.

* Never break eye contact.

* Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

* Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

* Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

* Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

* Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

* Make appointments for the 31st of September.

* Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

* Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.

* Call in sick, then show up.

[asst.techwrite]

* Tell your friends, four days prior to their party, that you can't attend because you're not in the mood.

* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars, to see if they slow down.

* Practice making faxmodem noises.

* If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

* Drum on every available surface.

* Remove every line of someone's .newsrc file except the entry for alt.***.fetish.hamster.duct-tape.

* Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

* Staple papers in the middle of the page.

* Ask 800 operators for dates.

* Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

* Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

* Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

* Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

* Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

* Set alarms for random times.

* Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

* Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

* Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

* Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

* Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.

* Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

* Honk and wave to strangers.

* Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

* Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

* Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

* Wear your pants backwards.

* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

* Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

* Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".

* Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-Cyrillic-landscape mode.

* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

* only type in lowercase.

* don't use any punctuation either

* Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

* Pay for your dinner with pennies.

* Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

* Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

* Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

* Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

* Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"

"What?"

"Never mind, it's gone now."

* Light road flares on a birthday cake.

* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

* Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

* Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

* At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

* When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

* Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".

* As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

* Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

* Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song. (Ya know, Lamb Chops?)

* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

* Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.

* Drive half a block.

* Name your dog "Dog".

* Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

* Ask people what gender they are.

* Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

* Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.

* Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

* Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

* Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

* While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

* Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

* Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

* Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

* Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.

* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

* Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

* Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

* Wear a LOT of cologne.

* Ask to "interface" with someone.

* Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".

* Sing along at the opera.

* Mow your lawn with scissors.

* At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"

* Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".

* Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".

* Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

* Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

* Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't ricket."

* Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture".

* Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

* Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

* Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

* Never make eye contact.

* Never break eye contact.

* Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

* Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

* Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

* Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

* Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

* Make appointments for the 31st of September.

* Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

* Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.

* Call in sick, then show up.

Kapoya ani gud

[pinkpumpkin]

nindot molaag. tambay sa kinatas-ang part sa kalibutan ang magtan-aw ra sa kabusy sa mga sakyanan,etc..haai

[piepherain]

1. Instead of storing them, cut up your old magazines and create inspiration notebooks to refer to. I find this process incredibly relaxing, from destroying the magazine spines (kneel on them & tug) to snipping out bouffant hairdos.

2. Indulge in a single scoop of the most decadent flavoured gelato. My local has incredible flavours like Ferrero Rocher, Red Bull and Forrest Fruits.

3. Pick up brochures from your local information centre/historical society that give you self guided routes. Follow the walks to learn about your ‘hood!

4. Reorganise your CD/record/book/DVD collection with an alternate approach. Genre, year, alphabetical, spine colour. It’s time to get OCD.

5. Meditate. Focus on breath work first if you are having a hard time quelling your mind.

6. Set challenges for yourself. Abstain from alcohol, coffee, *** or chocolate for a month. Whatever your vice, keep away and you will be entertained no end. At the end you may even feel better. Too hard? How about a challenge to win $1000 worth of prizes in a month. Keep, swap, sell!

7. Attend art gallery openings. They are always good for filling those Monday and Tuesday evenings, and there’s almost always wine. Mm, wine culture!

8. Bands always need people in their music videos aka “a crowd of raging fans”. Go along and adopt a band, it’s always really really fun to rock out of control (even if they’re bad).

9. Feed ducks at your local pond. This is especially rewarding in spring when there’s ducklings and cygnets, aw.

10. Swim in the ocean. Or the lake! Try a variety of weathers – swimming in the sea when it’s raining is one of my favourite things ever.

[piepherain]

1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

3) Do you see that butterfly mooing over there... or is it just me?

4) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.

5) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

6) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".

7) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.

9) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

10) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.

11) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?

12) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.

13) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.

14) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.

15) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.

16) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".

17) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.

1 Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .

19) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.

20) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"

21) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.

22) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

23) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"

24) Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".

25) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.

26) Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"

27) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.

2 Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.

29) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.

30) When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.

31) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go to burger king.

32) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.

33) Attack you neighbors with an army of garden knomes!

34) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".

35) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.

36) Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food.

37) Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.

3 Buy an ice cream cone, stick it on top of someone's head and yell "Why did you steal my ice cream?"

39) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.

40) Go to your teacher and say i know what you did last night.

41) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.

42) Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

43) Throw a watermelon in front of someone. Then get on your knees, grab your hair and scream "NOOO!"

44) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

45) Paint your hand blue and go around saying "i killed a smurf!"

46) Yell "i'm naked" in a busy area (people loook).

47) Get out of the car at every red light with music tured up loud and start dancing.

4 Go to weigth wachers with a bag of cookies.

49) Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"

50) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

51) Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been facebooked!"

52) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

53) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king.

54) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment".

55) Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.

56) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.

57) Go to the dentist and tell them your toe hurts.

5 Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.

59) Go into a public bathroom and start singing "Taking Care of Business" very loudly.

60) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".

61) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".

62) Buy false eyelashes and wear them like a mustache.

63) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.

64) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

65) Glue yourself to the ceiling and when someone walks by spit on them.

66) Go into a Wal-Mart changing room and ask where the toilet paper is.

67) Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no tiolet paper in here!!!"

6 Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mommy I need help!"

69) Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!

70) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.

71) Sing to public plants if anyone asks what you're doing scream and run.

72) Follow couples around while playing a romantic 60's song.

73) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.

74) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M.

75) Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, Theres no toilet paper left !!"

76) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".

77) Attach fake eyelashes to the inside of your nose and see how many people stare or comment.

7 Dress up in a penguin suit, then go to a grocery store and steal some fish.

79) Make an old lady help you across the street.

80) Mail a doughnut to the police officers .

81) Walk into a gun show and yell hes got a gun.

82) Dress up like a grandma and break dance in walmart.

83) Sit On a park bench and scream "JIM GET OFF THE TOILET!!"

84) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

85) Put a picture of your dog or cat up on a dating site.

86) Put a lamp shade on your head and run around walmart.

87) Go into a grocery store and scream at cheese.

8 Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.

89) Where a life jaket in the kiddy pool.

90) Open a window and yell ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!

91) Ask pizza hut to deliver water.

92) Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

93) Call up Pizza Hut and ask for Dominios number.

94) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.

95) Tell a fast food person you don't want a cheeseburger but you want a hamburger with cheese

96) Go to a store, and leave a trail of orange juice leading to the bathrooms.

97) Go onto a golf course with an airhorn and blow it everytime someones about to hit the ball.

9 Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.

99) Call Progressive and ask why your insurance did not come in a box.

100) Call a pizza place and try to take their order!

[piepherain]

Share lang nako TS ako buhaton sa ofc

09:00 am Starting time
09:30 am Arrive at work
09:45 am Coffee break
11:00 am check e-mail
11:15 am Prepare for lunch
12:00 noon LUNCH
02:45 pm Browse the internet, mag-istorya.net ug FB
03:00 pm Tea break
04:00 pm prepare to go home
04:30 pm Go home
05:00 pm Finishing time

[CONGO-IAmWatchingU]

uli sa balay...lami na iduwa ug HON.

[tikotakz]

adto sa natio.. palit lib?! naning kaau dah. hahaha

[jongchiu]

training ig hapon kai naai duwa kontra malaysia ug hongkong ig july!