Can anyone help me with my assignments?

[nitwit]

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Hi guys! I know you find this bizzare, I'm going back to Phil for a month for a holiday. I haven't been back for 2years now,I'm very excited about it and decided to celebrate my son's first bday there, ill be flat out from catching up with my family and old mates I know you understand what it's like. I took a month off from my uni by the time I get back here in sydney the next day will be back to uni. I have to catch up with our workshops and assignments, I know it's a lame excuse but I just can't burden myself worrying of my assignments instead of having a good time so does anyone willing to consider my offer?

This will suit students who know advance computer skills as my workshop requires microsoft programs eg mail merge, making headers etc. and if you have any background of business administration. I'm doing my advance business administration course. I think all up will require 15-20 pages by the time you finish it.

I'm willing to pay 5000php or please let me know if it's not enough and you want more. Drop me a line if your interested.

Mods: I hope I'm in the right category to post my thread, if not please kindly move and I apologize for the inconvenience.

[nitwit]

anyone?

[KlaytoN]

hmmm.. i might not be as "old" as you are in this forum, but i sensed that people here are a bit hesistant, thinking twice for some reason.. murag mataha sila nimo.. i could be wrong though..

so guyz please help this fine lady!

[nitwit]

hmmm.. i might not be as "old" as you are in this forum, but i sensed that people here are a bit hesistant, thinking twice for some reason.. murag mataha sila nimo.. i could be wrong though..

so guyz please help this fine lady!

hesitant sir?how come? sorry but im not here to intimidate anyone. just need a hand

[trollolol]

I know it's a lame excuse but I just can't burden myself worrying of my assignments instead of having a good time so does anyone willing to consider my offer?

Your 5k will go a long way in helping some poor folk do something for you. But so will an offer to murder someone - either way it's not a good thing.

I'll take your offer but since this is something that isn't kosher, so are my terms. My demands have to keep up with yours hence my conditions:

1. topless lap dance. You will be required to wear a mask like this during the entire act.

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v1/4...pg_200x200.jpg

(i have an avatar fetish)

2. shabu enough for 8 strides on an 8 inch tin foil

3. keep your 5,000

In return I will double your 20 page requirement. It will be written by a workmate who is a graduate from AIM and will be delivered to you in 2 weeks time...

2 weeks time.... in the most expensive and exquisite folder or envelope you can buy at National Bookstore.

Deal?

[nitwit]

Your 5k will go a long way in helping some poor folk do something for you. But so will an offer to murder someone - either way it's not a good thing.

I'll take your offer but since this is something that isn't kosher, so are my terms. My demands have to keep up with yours hence my conditions:

1. topless lap dance. You will be required to wear a mask like this during the entire act.

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v1/4...pg_200x200.jpg

(i have an avatar fetish)

2. shabu enough for 8 strides on an 8 inch tin foil

3. keep your 5,000

In return I will double your 20 page requirement. It will be written by a workmate who is a graduate from AIM and will be delivered to you in 2 weeks time...

2 weeks time.... in the most expensive and exquisite folder or envelope you can buy at National Bookstore.

Deal?

im not jewish so to hell with whats kosher and whats not. by the way, i wasnt demanding, i was asking "NICELY". theres no such thing as free sir, everyone has a price and mind you, forget my offer its too good for you.

i dont need to wear a mask sir, im very content with my face unless u do sc*mbag.

[trollolol]

im not jewish so to hell with whats kosher and whats not. by the way, i wasnt demanding, i was asking "NICELY". theres no such thing as free sir, everyone has a price and mind you, forget my offer its too good for you.

i dont need to wear a mask sir, im very content with my face unless u do sc*mbag.

Those are grounds for expulsion no matter what school you are from. Plus you are posting in the wrong section.

[nitwit]

Those are grounds for expulsion no matter what school you are from. Plus you are posting in the wrong section.

expulsion? bite me! and what do you call someone whose so desperate for a topless lap dance?a looser isnt it? you know what? if you've got nothing better to say- back off. you cant help me so your presence is not needed. talking about school, you should start asking yourself what sort of school your parents sent you, if you call a mental institution as a school then awesome

[YJOB]

Welcome home nitwit...

[nitwit]

..@nitwit, i don't know where to put this thread of yours. I'll just keep it here so that many can read and maybe someone will help you. Don't worry, you haven't violated anything, i like how politely you asked for help.

.. as for trollolol .. ban for 30 days ... anyone else

thank you so much sir fingolfin, i didnt know where to put it either or where its appropriate.