batibot sa batibot~ Tayo na tayo na magsaya~!

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Nang Lapastanganin Sina Asyang Aswang at Minyang Manananggal


Magkatabing nagpapahid ng langis sina Asyang at Minyang sa pusod ng sagingan. Nagkubli na parang nahihiya ang buwan sa nasasaksihan.

“Peste… talaga oh, akalain mo bang sa ganitong paraang pa tayo mabubuntis?” habang hinihimas ni Asyang ang tyan ng langis, “hanggang ngayong buwan na lang tayo pwede makapanila… masyado ng malaki ang tyan natin, mahihirapan na tayo.”

“Bwaka ng anghel na buhay talaga ‘to. Eh, akalain mo bang may magkainteres pa sa atin?” habang unti-unting humihiwalay ang pang-itaas sa pang-ibabang katawan ni Minyang na binibitbit ng kanyang malalapad na pakpak.

“Kasi ba naman… bakit ba naman eh. Nung iwan ko itong kaputol ko sa kamalig nina Mang Ute, di ko akalaing pakikialaman ito ng anak niyang sinto-sinto. Lapain ko tuloy sa galit.”

“Buti ka nga at kahit sinto-sinto eh tao ang ama ng anak mo. Eh ako?” gigil ang tinig ni Asyang samantalang lumilitaw na ang makakapal nitong buhok at balahibo, mahahabang mga pangil at matatalim na mga kuko.

“Ha? Bakit… sino ba ang ama nyan?” ang nguso ni Minyang sa sinapupunan ng kaibigang aswang.

“Noong hinahabol ako ng ronda, nagsa-aso ako at agad na pumasok sa bakuran ni Kapitan… Akalain ko bang sangkatutak ang mga Doberman doon?”

[psyd_1]

hahahahaha...dobberman jud!?!?!?!

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BE STRONG HONEY!!!! ( Tinagalog..Lakasan mo ang Loob mo)

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants ***, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


wakikikiki....

[DuBciTY]

^^

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Misis

isang gabi hot s misis.kalabit ilong ni mister.Kiliti tenga at kiss sa leeg ni mister.
MISIS: Hon ala na ako panty
MISTER: Tulog ka na bili tayo bukas.

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Misis

isang gabi hot s misis.kalabit ilong ni mister.Kiliti tenga at kiss sa leeg ni mister.
MISIS: Hon ala na ako panty
MISTER: Tulog ka na bili tayo bukas.

[dredd41v576]

hehehe...deadma

[lucius]

lol

[pyodor]

hahaha fatay ka honey...be strong lang jud...

[j5]