brodpocks' joke taym!

[janjerell]

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wahahaahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha................. ............................

[bokiratx]

LIMIT your *** life start only with the days that start with "T" like: Thursday,Tuesday,Taturday,Tunday,Taga-adlaw,Tagabuntag,Tagahapon,Taga-adlaw nad most of all Taud-Taud.

[j5]

hahahha
nice

[WinFlo]

korek!!!! ambot anang mga lalaki gusto nila sakto sila pirmi or kung unsa ila huna-hunaon or isulti mao na na. pero kami mga baye walay katungod mangatarungan.

[j5]

bitaw bitaw

[brodpoks]

ty... :mrgreen:

[j5]

[brodpoks]

10 na katuig ang mga piniriso nga walay ligo2x ug ilis sa ilang mga sinina...
halos matamnan na jud ug sibuyas dahonan ilang mga sapot sa kabaga sa mga lapok nga namilit.
pwete pa raba jud ka hugaw sa ilang mga lawas...
naay usa ka adlaw niana, ni bisita ang warden sa mga piniriso ug ni ingon...

warden: maayong buntag kaninyong tanan... naa ko deri aron i balita ang good news ug bad news sa inyoha..
...ang good news kay pwede namo mag ilis ug sinina...

nalipay jud intawn ang mga piniriso ug namakpak pa ang uban.. ang uban kay nakahilak sa tumang kalipay....

warden: ang bad news nako kay, ikaw pwede naka makailis sa iyahang sapot, ikaw sa iyaha, kamong duha
mag ilis mo.... ug uban kay mangitag pares arn sa pag ilis....



hahaha.... kaluoy jud pud intawn oi!

[brodpoks]

Do your do



There was this Pinay named Maria who was born and raised in Olongapo City. She met her husband, John while he was stationed at Subic Bay Naval Base. Maria doesn't have an excellent command of the English language, but she and John manage to communicate.

One day, Maria decided to cook a big dinner for John, so she called John up at work and told him to come home straight from work. John and his co-workers had been working long hours trying to finish up a project their admiral had assigned weeks ago, so they were excited to finally finish it. They decided to go to the ship's chow hall to celebrate.

When John came home around midnight, he realized he forgot about the dinner that Maria had made for him. As Maria came out of the kitchen, John began to explain.

"Honey, I'm really sorry.
The guys decided to celebrate a little bit, so we ended up eating at the ship."

Ah, like that, ha? I cook the house for you, you eat the ship!"

"Honey, I'm really sorry," begged John.

"Ahh! Don't sorry to me! From now, you do your do, I do my do! You harden there!"


Tagalog translation: Ah, ganon ha? Pinaglutuan kita dito sa bahay, kumain ka
naman sa barko! Mula ngayon, gawin mo ang gusto mong gawin, gagawin ko ang
gusto kong gawin! MANIGAS KA DIYAN!)


So there, my friends, is Maria's story. If you didn't find it as funny, oh well...

YOU HARDEN THERE!

[j5]