Young American Producer seeks FIANCEE to produce and invest in SINGER / ACTRESS , etc

[teoding]

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desperate times calls for desperate measures.

[Crimson_Viper]

sorry cant understand.

o.k then lemme say this in your lvl of so called "producer"..

YOU'RE A PHONY.. JUST LIKE THIS PHONY TAIL IN MY PANTS.. you see, i have a vajina..








btaw bro, in order to be less suspicious as u want to be a real "american producer", u need tons of idiomatic expressions & figures of speech.. not just grammar nd punctuation.. kamuriching mn gani nang format sa imung post.. lol jk

[americanproducer]

ahem I may not be a working producer but the fact remains that i am an excellent producer when i need to be. and my best friend really is one of the worlds top recording engineers. and he did work with all these famous people that you know and idolize. and If i find someone with real talent and beauty he will in fact hook them up big and we can make millions. but thats what it all comes down to. I dont think anyone in the fils has the connections I have nor the songwriting and production talent that i have. nor willing to bring them over to usa on fiancee visa. that is what Im offering. if you dont believe me add me to skype and put me to the test. Im sure you will be impressed its yngvae2 ...ill be waiting

[americanproducer]

oh and btw Im not much into impressing peeps. thats not my style. I prefer casual situations. thus the reason I dont spend all day dotting my I's and crossing my T's hahaha. in fact Im totally against all formal situations in general. and I think most real producers are the same way. at least all the top industry ones Ive met. its the ones who arent real producers who try to pretend that they are , they are the ones that would put an advertisement up like you suggest.

[americanproducer]

yea actually i met with pink floyds producer once at my engineering college, and he watched my band play and critiqued it and he was wearing like sweats and these funny red tennis shoes that black people wear. he was one of the top producers and totally casual. and I didnt hear even one idiomatic expression or figure of speech. so there goes your theory............. better luck next time little girl! i win ! u lose!