A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a bag of money.
She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings
account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's
office (the customer is always right!)
The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied,
$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked
her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. ”Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your b@lls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president,
I'll bet $25,000 that my b@lls are not square!"
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring
my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about
the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his b@lls, turning from side to
side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was
absolutely no way his b@lls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the
president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000
says the president's b@lls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they
could all see. The president did. The little old lady peered closely at his b@lls and then asked if
she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The President
asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's b@lls in my hand."
Never under estimate the little old Lady.....
hehehe
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