or maybe its because we came from cebu... :P lol
or maybe its because we came from cebu... :P lol
gitapulan na gyud ang mga pinoys magpakabana ba..... that's the main thing
common sense ra may required aning pagpakabana
even si juan nga grade 1 ray natapos makigdiskurso man gani parte'g IRAQ minaw lang binisaya nga diskurso sa radyo
tapul lang gyud and kawad-on
nagtuo sila when they stop caring they can protect their children from the world
nagtuo sila they can just exist without getting affected by what's goin on around them
sayop
we all need to care
mao ra gyud nay tambal sa atong mga problema
common sense kaayo na
FIlipinos want to learn things the HARD WAY human maayo kaayo mo basol sa lain when for a fact there are NOBODY to be blamed except to ourselves when things get fcuked up .
" A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. " - 2nd Amendment , Bill of Rights of the United States of America
Tumpak! But to the heck of this people, they love blaming others and they will kill you if you point out to their faces that no one is to be blamed but their selves.... in short saon man nga kasagaran sa mga tawo mubo mag pangutok, nya kung moinsist ka, ikaw may patay.
As the saying goes," better give a loaded gun to an unbended man, they are not going to kill you, but give to them great ideas to better their lives you will be haunted to the ends of the earth for the rest of your lives."!!!!!
its because we dont love and care our country...
kon adto gani laing nasud behave kaayo,tuman gyud ila balaod pero sa ato wa gyud. just a simple thought!!!
because of the gov't...
bitaw...dili man sad gud strict ang government sa mga rules gud. we are not afraid of our government because we know we just pay off whatever we did wrong.
tinuod gyod na, when i was young, makadungog gani ko ug ngalan nga polis, hadlok kaayo ko. kung magsakay ko ug dyip unya mosunod na nag holden police car. mahadlok ko ug apil. Pero dihang nagtrabaho nako ang mga police na nag mohatod nako sa pag-uli sa balay basta dili na nkao makaya ug drive. Kong mangdakop sila sa highway kuhaon kunohay ako license ug registration pero mosunod dayon sa office iuli ra pod. Ang ilis pod ato gasoline allowance, lechon kon magparty sila, hotel accomodation kon may mga bisita. Ug siyempre, envelope pod. Hangtod karon wala gyod mawala ang sistema sa pinas. Mao lang gihapon, convenience gyod nuon kaayo sa maka afford mo lagay.
The following is from a British journalist stationed in the Philippines.
His observations are so hilarious!!!! This was written in 1999.
Matter of Taste
By Matthew Sutherland
I have now been in this country for over six years, and consider
myself in most respects well assimilated. However, there is one key step on
the road to full assimilation, which I have yet to take, and that's
to eat BALUT.
The day any of you sees me eating balut, please call immigration and ask them
to issue me a Filipino passport. Because at that point there will be no turning back.
BALUT, for those still blissfully ignorant non-Pinoys out there, is a fertilized duck egg.
It is commonly sold with salt in a piece of newspaper, much like English fish and chips,
by street vendors usually after dark, presumably so you can't see how gross it is.
It's meant to be an aphrodisiac, although I can't imagine anything more likely
to dispel sexual desire than crunching on a partially formed baby duck swimming
in noxious fluid. The embryo in the egg comes in varying stages of development,
but basically it is not considered macho to eat one without fully discernable feathers,
beak, and claws. Some say these crunchy bits are the best. Others prefer
just to drink the so-called 'soup', the vile, pungent liquid that surrounds
the aforementioned feathery fetus...excuse me;
I have to go and throw up now. I'll be back in a minute.
Food dominates the life of the Filipino. People here just love to eat.
They eat at least eight times a day. These eight official meals are
called, in order: breakfast, snacks, lunch, merienda, merienda ceyna,
dinner, bedtime snacks and no-one-saw-me-take-that-cookie-from-the-
fridge-so-it-doesn't-count.
The short gaps in between these mealtimes are spent eating Sky Flakes
Crackers from the open packet that sits on every desktop. You're never far
from food in the Philippines. If you doubt this, next time you're driving
home from work, try this game. See how long you can drive without
seeing food and I don't mean a distant restaurant, or a picture of
food. I mean a man on the sidewalk frying fish balls, or a man
walking through the traffic selling nuts or candy. I bet it's less than one
minute.
Here are some other things I've noticed about food in the Philippines:
Firstly, a meal is not a meal without rice - even breakfast. In the UK,
I could go a whole year without eating rice. Second, it's impossible
to drink without eating. A bottle of San Miguel just isn't the same
without gambas or beef tapa. Third, no one ventures more than two paces
from their house without baon (food in small container) and a container
of something cold to drink. You might as well ask a Filipino to leave
home without his pants on. And lastly, where I come from, you eat with
a knife and fork. Here, you eat with a spoon and fork. You try eating
rice swimming in fish sauce with a knife.
One really nice thing about Filipino food culture is that people always ask you
to SHARE their food. In my office, if you catch anyone attacking their "baon",
they
will always go, "Sir! KAIN TAYO!" ("Let's eat!"). This confused me, until
I realized that they didn't actually expect me to sit down and start
munching on their boneless bangus. In fact, the polite response is
something like, "No thanks, I just ate." But the principle is sound -
if you have food on your plate, you are expected to share it, however
hungry you are, with those who may be even hungrier. I think that's
great!
In fact, this is frequently even taken one step further.
Many Filipinos use "Have you eaten yet?" ("KUMAIN KA NA?") irrespective of time of day or location.
and or "Where are you going?" ("SAAN KA PUPUNTA?) as a general greeting, they will just respond as "Just right there." ("DIYAN LANG.") And they don't tell you where they are going.
Some foreigners think Filipino food is fairly dull compared to other Asian cuisines.
Actually lots of it is very good: Spicy dishes like Bicol Express (strange, a
dish
named after a train); anything cooked with coconut milk; anything KINILAW;
and anything ADOBO. And it's hard to beat the sheer wanton, cholesterolic frenzy
of a good old-fashioned LECHON de leche (roast pig) feast. Dig a pit, light a fire,
add 50 pounds of animal fat on a stick, and cook until crisp. Mmm, mmm...
you can actually feel your arteries constricting with each successive mouthful.
I also share one key Pinoy trait ---a sweet tooth. I am thus the only foreigner
I know who does not complain about sweet bread, sweet burgers, sweet spaghetti,
sweet banana ketchup, and so on. I am a man who likes to put jam on his pizza. Try it!
It's the weird food you want to avoid. In addition to duck fetus in the half-shell, items to
avoid in the Philippines include pig's blood soup (DINUGUAN); bull's testicle soup, the
strangely-named "SOUP NUMBER FIVE" (I dread to think what numbers one through four are);
and the ubiquitous, stinky
shrimp paste, BAGOONG, and it's equally stinky sister, PATIS.
Filipinos are so addicted to these latter items that they will even risk arrest or
deportation trying to smuggle them into countries like Australia and the USA,
which wisely ban the importation of items you can smell from more than 100 paces.
Then there's the small matter of the purple ice cream. I have never been able to get my brain
around eating purple food; the ubiquitous UBE leaves me cold.
And lastly on the subject of weird food, beware: that KALDERETANG KAMBING (goat)
could well be KALDERETANG ASO (dog)...
The Filipino, of course, has a well-developed sense of food. Here's a typical Pinoy
food joke: "I'm on a seafood diet. "What's a seafood diet?" "When I see food, I eat it!"
Filipinos also eat strange bits of animals --- the feet, the head,
the guts, etc.,
usually barbecued on a stick. These have been given witty names,
like "ADIDAS" (chicken's feet); "KURBATA" (either just chicken's neck, or
"neck and thigh" as in "neck-tie"); "WALKMAN" (pigs ears); "PAL" (chicken wings);
"HELMET" (chicken head); "IUD" (chicken intestines), and BETAMAX" (video-cassette-like
blocks of animal blood). Yum, yum. Bon appetit.
"A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches"-- (Proverbs 22:1)
WHEN I arrived in the Philippines from the UK six years ago, one of the
first cultural differences to strike me was names. The subject has
provided a continuing source of amazement and amusement ever since.
The first unusual thing, from an English perspective, is that everyone
here has a nickname. In the staid and boring United Kingdom, we have
nicknames in kindergarten, but when we move into adulthood we tend, I
am glad to say, to lose them.
The second thing that struck me is that Philippine names for
both
girls and boys tend to be what we in the UK would regard as overbearingly
cutesy for anyone over about five. Fifty-five-year-olds colleague put it.
Where I come from, a boy with a nickname like Boy Blue or Honey Boy
would be beaten to death at school by pre-adolescent bullies, and never
make it to adulthood. So, probably, would girls with names like Babes,
Lovely, Precious, Peachy or Apples. Yuk, ech ech.
Here, however, no one bats an eyelid.
Then I noticed how many people have what I have come to call "door-bell names".
These are nicknames that sound like -well, doorbells. There are millions of them.
Bing, Bong, Ding, and Dong are some of the more common. They can be, and
frequently are, used in even more door-bell-like combinations such as
Bing-Bong, Ding-Dong, Ting-Ting, and so on. Even our newly appointed
chief of police has a doorbell name Ping. None of these doorbell names
exist where I come from, and hence sound
unusually amusing to my
untutored foreign ear.
Someone once told me that one of the Bings, when asked why he was
called Bing, replied, "because my brother is called Bong". Faultless logic.
Dong, of course, is a particularly funny one for me, as where I come from "dong"
is a slang word for well; perhaps "talong" is the best Tagalog equivalent.
Repeating names was another novelty to me, having never before
encountered people with names like Len-Len, Let-Let, Mai-Mai, or Ning-Ning.
The secretary I inherited on my arrival had an unusual one: Leck-Leck.
Such names are then frequently further refined by using the "squared" symbol,
as in Len2 or Mai2. This had me very confused for a while.
Then there is the trend for parents to stick to a theme when naming
their children. This can be as simple as making them all begin with
the same letter, as in Jun, Jimmy, Janice, and Joy.
More imaginative parents shoot for more
sophisticated forms of assonance
or rhyme, as in Biboy, Boboy, Buboy, Baboy (notice the names get worse the more kids
there are-best to be born early or you could end up being a Baboy).
Even better, parents can create whole families of, say, desserts
(Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Honey Pie) or flowers (Rose, Daffodil, Tulip). The main
advantage of such combinations is that they look great painted across your trunk
if you're a cab driver.
That's another thing I'd never seen before coming to Manila -- taxis with the
driver's kids' names on the trunk.
Another whole eye-opening field for the foreign visitor is the phenomenon of the
"composite" name. This includes names like Jejomar (for Jesus, Joseph and Mary), and
the remarkable Luzviminda (for Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao, believe it or not).
That's a bit like me being called something
like "Engscowani" (for England, Scotland, Wales and
Northern Ireland). Between you and me, I'm glad I'm not.
And how could I forget to mention the fabulous concept of the randomly inserted
letter 'h'. Quite what this device is supposed to achieve, I have not yet figured out,
but I think it is designed to give a touch of class to an otherwise only averagely weird name.
It results in creations like Jhun, Lhenn, Ghemma, and Jhimmy. Or how about Jhun-Jhun (Jhun2)?
How boring to come from a country like the UK full of people with names like John Smith.
How wonderful to come to a country where imagination and exoticism rule the world of names.
Even the towns here have weird names; my favorite is the unbelievably named town of Sexmoan
(ironically close to Olongapo and Angeles). Where else in the world could that really be true?
Where else in the world could the head of the Church really be called Cardinal Sin?
Where else but
the Philippines!
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I had fun reading @rey04 made me miss home more
at least yeah we love to eat teheh
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