91.5 jokes ehehe corny

[stephen62492]

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Juan:Lolo unsa maning hagdanan ga dagan mani?
Lolo:ay sus juan pag ka i-has jud nmo oi kani siya mauni siya escalator
Juan:unsa maning kwarto loh mo sakah ug ka naog lageh ni
Lolo:juan Juan Kani siya undong elevator ni i-has man jud tawn ka dong oi kapila na ko kasakay ani
Juan:loh unsa nang "Calculator"
lolo: Ay kanah Juan Maunay Wala pa nako na sakyan

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[stephen62492]

Once Upon A time In ancient time mura bag monarchy there was a king and a beautiful queen Pedro was just a peasant who only earn 3 pcs. of silver a week pedro was so in love with the queen as we all know the queen and king naa silay daghan na adviser dbah?Si pedro naay amigo usa ka adviser sa hari and he was juan

Juan: oi pedro na padalaw ka unsa may a2 bai?
Pedro: juan tabangi ko beh in love kay ko sa rayna
Juan: hmmm matabangan tika pero unsa may makuha nako sa pag tabang nmo imo na lang sweldo tagai na lang ko ug 15 pcs. of silver
Pedro:ohh cge deal ha
Juan:Tagai sa ko anah beh kanang imong Laway i sud aning botelya
so kani si juan naa ni siyay na hi baw an na power so nag himo ni sya ug chemical den ni ad2 siya sa labhanan sa mga sinina sa reyna iyang gi butngan ug pulbos na naa ang laway ni pedro did2 ang bra sa rayna

den one day....

na ngatul ang rayna concern ang hari gi tawag tanan adviser ngano mani ingon ang hari anah dayun si juan naa koy kaila kamahalan nga makawah sa katul sa totoy sa rayna Si Pedro
anah ang hari nah IpaTawaG Si PEdro!!!!! pero naay condition si juan na mosugot ka na pa tila an ni pedro ang totoy sa rayna for 2 hours sugot na lang intawn ang hari......

anah si pedro ahh yahayah nako ahh kani na jud akong gi huwat
tila si pedro maayu

after 2 hours na wah ang katol sa reyna anah dayun si juan oi pedro bayad nmo anah si pedro oi para ka2 rah di ko oi lagot kay si juan traydor diay ni si pedro bantay lang ka ni balik na sad si juan sa labhanan den iyang gi sudlang ug pulbos ang brief sa hari nangatul ang hari

.........................Kahibaw na mo unsay nahitabo kang pedro................................

[WinFlo]

hehehe . . .

[radieux_scablem]

HAHAHAHAHA

[stephen62492]

3 missionaries were on a journey it was aq filipino and a american and a japanese wen they were on the middle on their journey something happen the boat was about to sink then a shark was waiting below to fullfill the mission they must leave one missionary and sacrifice 2 of them first to stand was the american so the filipino and the japanese was so happy the american said to fullfill this mission i will sacrifice my self so the american jumped and said for america......... after many hours the boat was almost sinking the filipino stand up so the japanese was very happy he clapped and then the filipino said Mabuhay Ang Pilipino he pushed the japanese


ehehehehehehe :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[samsungster]

hahaha..

[sakurai999]

[pyodor]

3 missionaries were on a journey it was aq filipino and a american and a japanese wen they were on the middle on their journey something happen the boat was about to sink then a shark was waiting below to fullfill the mission they must leave one missionary and sacrifice 2 of them first to stand was the american so the filipino and the japanese was so happy the american said to fullfill this mission i will sacrifice my self so the american jumped and said for america......... after many hours the boat was almost sinking the filipino stand up so the japanese was very happy he clapped and then the filipino said Mabuhay Ang Pilipino he pushed the japanese


ehehehehehehe :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

aahahahahah...bryt jud pinoy dah...ana jud...

[z2upiD_040305]

maro jud ning pinoy..

hahahaha

[blackmiller]

hahaha... natoral rana nato mga pinoy nga maro.
hahaha...