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01-26-2007, 03:09 AM #31C.I.A.
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01-26-2007, 03:13 AM #32C.I.A.
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Re: Little Johnny III
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01-26-2007, 03:16 AM #33C.I.A.
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Re: Little Johnny IV
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01-26-2007, 03:21 AM #34C.I.A.
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Re: Little Johnny VII
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Re: Little Johnny II
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01-26-2007, 09:09 AM #36C.I.A.
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Re: Little Johnny II
hehehe.....
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01-26-2007, 09:39 AM #37C.I.A.
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Re: Naming the Twins
saonz..hehe
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01-31-2007, 07:43 AM #38C.I.A.
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The $64,000 Question!
$64k Question ***
Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the M.C. that he desired a question on American History.
The big night had arrived. Bob made his way on stage in front of the studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the week. He was the best guest this show had ever seen. The M.C. stepped up to the mic.
"Bob, you have chosen American History as your final question. You know that if you correctly answer this question, you will walk away $64,000 dollars richer. Are you ready?"
Bob nodded with a cocky confidence-the crowd went nuts. He hadn't missed a question all week.
"Bob, your question on American History is a two-part question. As you know, you may answer either part
first. As a rule, the second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like to take a stab at first?"
Bob was now becoming more noticeably nervous. He couldn't believe it, but he was drawing a blank. American History was his easiest subject, but he played it safe.
"I'll try the easier part first."
The M.C. nodded approvingly. "Here we go Bob. I will ask you the second half first, then the first half."
The audience silenced with gross anticipation......
"Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen??"
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01-31-2007, 07:51 AM #39C.I.A.
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A real good date!
A Good Date ****
These three women were roommates. One night they had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time.
The blonde said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The brunette said, "No, you know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."
The redhead said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck. She said, "Now THAT'S a real good date!!""
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01-31-2007, 07:52 AM #40C.I.A.
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Blonde in 1st Class
Blonde in 1st Class ***
A blonde bombshell walks into the airplane and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket. The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket.
The blonde says, "I'm a cute looking blonde and I'm flying first class."
The stewardess replies that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta....
The blonde then retorts, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class".
Just then the captain happened by and asked what was happening....
The blonde tells him, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class....
The captain whispers in her ear...and the blonde gets up and jumps into a seat in the coach cabin...
The stewardess asks the captain what he said to get her to move so fast..
He replied, "I told her that 1st class is not going to Atlanta."
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