MERGED: North Korea Rocket Test

[street_of_no_return]

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made in CHINA man gud ang materiales..

[lhorenzoo]

better luck next time Nokor, till the next episode ...

[istoryamember]

That is true IF EVERYTHING GOES WELL AS PLANNED. What if something wrong happens and dili na sya musunod sa iya projected path? Mao na pasabot sa Japanese government.. Just in case lang ba.. Matud pa nila palpak ra ba ang mga previous tests sa nokor.

sakto ka bro. maayo nlang dili dako nga problema ang resulta sa palpak nila nga pag launch. Others here mura pud sure na jud kaayo sila sa mahitabo and not consider other scenarios.

Anyway thanks kay wala damage natabo diri sa ato-a

[rodsky]

Anyway thanks kay wala damage natabo diri sa ato-a

Even if it failed at any point along the intended ascent profile, it really wouldn't have caused much damage. A UP Diliman Physics professor explains the situation well: UP physicist: Govt overreacting to North Korea rocket | GMA News Online | The Go-To Site for Filipinos Everywhere

-RODION

[jeremiahjay]

North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

The Spoof : North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure funny satire story

North Korea has attributed the recent rocket launch failure to the Philippines. According to Pyongyang, the North Korean rocket was subjected to electronic warfare waged by Philippine IT experts hidden in a bunker deep under Malacanang, the presidential palace.

Initial findings suggest the rocket lost navigational control and eventually broke apart. North Korea swore a retaliatory attack is eminent in the next few days.

The Philippines has denied the accusation but has extended its DEFCON 1 alert status in anticipation of Pyongyang's next move.

The Philippine Navy reassured that all possible scenarios have been taken into account. According to the Philippine Navy, about ten thousand Philippine Navy SEALS or commandos are now strategically positioned deep under the sea around North Korea.



These Navy SEALS or commandos crawled on the seabed from the Philippine's northern island of Luzon to North Korean sea. They are there as our occupational force should Pyongyang make a stupid move, says Philippine President Aquino.

but ^ ^ ^

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

^ I doubted so too.

Mga Sir the word nga "spoof" speaks for itself..

[Vino Kid]

fail, made of cheap materials hehehehe

[JcBoY]

Been JAMMED!!! By the edge of sophisticated technology.

[reptoid]

North Korea favors starving it's people so that it's leaders can indulge their superpower fantasies, but at what point will the economic realities cause the regime to fall apart just like that failed rocket? It's hard to judge how much longer they can last because of the wall of propaganda that surrounds the place, but I feel that day can't be far away.

[SioDenz]

I think its just a ploy for NOKOR, flexing their muscles and testing the international Communities if asa taman ang tolerance. Expect that its Not the end sa ilang mga pakulo, naa nsad nay activity sunod.

Naa koy na obserbaran bah, if mag tan ka ug Video sa NOKOR like sa ilang mga places, people, fashion, buildings, etc.. mura kag nag tan aw ug 1970's na movies, murag karaan na bitaw na video

[Zebastian rella]

The failure of this launch is embarrassing for the North Korean regime. It had been billed as a sign of the North's technical achievement.