Da Real Makoy~ Jokes ni Makoy~

[--Makoy--]

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after losing to erik morales in their first bout, filipino scientists conducted an experiment to make manny pacquiao a lot stronger. thanks to ampalaya and the bayabas.. manny pacquiao is THE HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[hayden]

unsa tawag sa tao nga naa sa iya likod?

[hayden]

money talks ^__^

[WinFlo]

yaiks!!!!

[awan]

unsa tawag sa tao nga naa sa iya likod?

gorilla?

[--Makoy--]

unsa tawag sa tao nga naa sa iya likod?

mao nay gitawag nga 'THE HULK and KING KONG'

[iskoLares]

wahahahhaha..... mao nay gitawag nga KILLER SMILE..... hangol pa jd kaau ug kwarta ang amaw!... wahahhaa

[whoopsie]

nye..hehe

[kula]

waaaaaaaahahahhaha

[--Makoy--]

An 18-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit. The test results show that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, and a mature, distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her three stores, two townhouses, a beach villa, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, I will leave a factory and $500,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage..."

At this point, the father, who had remained silent all this time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:

"You'll sleep with her again!!!"