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    The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said, "During
    last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our
    husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my
    husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he
    would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The
    second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had
    cooked a wonderful roast Lamb." (The crowd cheered).

    The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said,"After last year's
    conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no
    longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The
    first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but
    on the third day, I saw that he had done
    not! only his own washing, but mine as well.(The crowd again cheered).

    The third speaker, a Filipino lady from Visayas, stood up and said,
    "Aftir lass year's comprince, I win hum and told dat lazy husband op
    mines, Pidro, dat I was tru getting his slippers, kuking his meals
    ol de tyme, washing his underwir and dat he was guing to hab to do
    dem himsilf. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that
    lasted for five long minutes).
    She continued,"Aftir da first day, I see nating. Aftir da secun day,
    agin I see nating, but aftir da tird day, I could see a little bit
    out of my leff eye."

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    kalooy sad sa Pinay wife uy, kani jud mga bana di kahibalo mo love sa ila mga asawa. hehe

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    Abi naku improving. Haskang paita. Black-eye diay. Luoya ni Mrs. uy.

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    luoya , kulating diay! Pastilan!

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    hahaha pikot lagi mata, at least she saw a little bit hahaha...

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    bwahahahahahahaha....

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    saon..violence gyud is next to him.

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    ngano ni enter! hehehehheh

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