The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said, "During
last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our
husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my
husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he
would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The
second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had
cooked a wonderful roast Lamb." (The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said,"After last year's
conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no
longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The
first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but
on the third day, I saw that he had done
not! only his own washing, but mine as well.(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, a Filipino lady from Visayas, stood up and said,
"Aftir lass year's comprince, I win hum and told dat lazy husband op
mines, Pidro, dat I was tru getting his slippers, kuking his meals
ol de tyme, washing his underwir and dat he was guing to hab to do
dem himsilf. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that
lasted for five long minutes).
She continued,"Aftir da first day, I see nating. Aftir da secun day,
agin I see nating, but aftir da tird day, I could see a little bit
out of my leff eye."