I hate my Job

[sweetfaith]

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When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this
brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing
and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it
will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
small print there is a statement,


"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

[tongyong]

>:<

[digitalsuperman]

does that mean that every rectal thermometer we buy came from other person's arse already?? damn it! i knew it..hahaha..

[WinFlo]

ngek! kalain gud. mura diay ma consider ni nga "used" na.

[zhen]

[chikay82]

yah right!!! i'm glad i love my job!!! =)

[narutoadik]

Heheh tinu-od ni?>?

[jdevilla]

nice...

[commentator]

Dont take it seriously bros... HAHAHA!

[jo-anne]