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Subject: algebra (3 unknown variables solving)
Professor: the equation is S=2y2 + 8y + x.
mario, define the statement when y get 0..
mario(bugalbugalon type of person pero bright): ***..S EQUAL X sir.
Professor(serious type of person): Pagtarung dha ha ayaw pagsalig nga maau ka..Magkita ra ta sa finals dong..
mario(ngbagutbot paingun lingkod): *****a..ksimple sa imo subject perfecun..