super useless powers

[æRLO]

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be able to telepathically move objects within 2 feet.

[superidol]

x-ray vision ug mind reading lng... ok na kau ko ana.. hehehe!

[jesse5648]

idol useless man daw >.<

super weak, ang oppsite sa super strength bah ahahaha

[Roellovekoi]

The ability to read your own mind..

[iyeyasu]

The superpower to be able to teleport anywhere...within 1 feet.

The superpower to be able to engulf your body in flames, at will, but feel the sensations of being burnt.

Be able to run at lightning speeds but inability to stop.

The ability to summon a demon to do your bidding...but in order to complete the summoning process, you must sacrifice a demon.

The ability to see 1 second into the future.

The ability to smell, but not see, into the future.

The ability to smell poop from a mile away.

Be invulnerable only to every 17th bullet that hits you.

wahahahaha, ganahan ko ani tanan da