KIDS......SAY or DO the darnest things! :-)

[lalaland]

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Chapter ni sa Book nga The Early Bird Gets the Worm But the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese ni Franic J. Kong lingaw kaayo


KIDS MAKE ME LAUGH

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.

On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.

“How did you know?” his mother asked.
“Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied. “I think it’s printed on the bottom.”

Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, “Don’t kid me, mom, I KNOW they’re my feet.”

On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.” A little voice from the back of the room asked, “How will that help?”

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table,

“What are you doing?” his mother asked.
“The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken,” the boy explained. “I’m looking for the seal.”

Can people predict the future with cards?
My mother can.
Really?

Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.”
His son asked, “What happened to the flea?” (f-l-e-a)

A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, “And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. AMEN”

Kids! They make us laugh in ways no comedian could ever.
Why? Because there is so much innocence in them.

We go to work, we’re doing business and our defenses are up. Haven’t you noticed the fact that we no longer trust people? It has been said that many experiences are gained the painful and expensive way. When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man of experience usually ends up with the money and the man with money ends up with only the experience. That’s why we distrust each other, and somehow people we deal with are assumed guilty before proven innocent. This puts a lot of stress and strain on our system.

And then kids come along and we can rest by putting our defenses down. This is why kids are gifts from God. I don’t know about you but I may have an extremely difficult day in the office, but the moment I go home and embrace my youngest child with her arms open and her kisses ready, my weariness disappears. Kids are innocent and they are so trusting. Maybe this is also the reason why Jesus says that as long as we do not have faith like that of a little child, we cannot enter heaven. Somehow this makes sense. There are people who want to play theological games. And then there are people who want to play religion. But when it comes to accepting Christ as personal Lord and Savior, they refuse to.

Why? It’s not because Christ is hard to believe in; it’s simply because their defenses are up and they do not want Christ to interfere with their lifestyles.
But then again there are those who would embrace Him with the faith of a little child, and guess what happens? They experience genuine joy and lasting peace because they have discovered the Way, the Truth and the Life. Every single genuine believer is a child before God. They know the Father and they know where their true home is.

Some grownups feel that children have cornered the market on happiness. They’re wrong. They can be happy, too. If only they would become like little children.

[angel_brey]

OT: Hello guys! Would like to ask for your HELP to please COLLECT and GIVE us your EMPTY CLEAR PET BOTTLES (1.5 Liter COKE bottles or Nature Spring as long as it is CLEAR!) This is for the SOLAR BOTTLE PROJECT which is to be made HERE in CEBU! Check this video! Solar bottle-bulbs bring light to Filipinos - YouTube

Follow this thread for all the details! We need to collect 100k 1.5L bottles before NOVEMBER ENDS! Please help!

https://www.istorya.net/forums/genera...-mcci-etc.html (Bottle Projects by My Shelter Foundation, Golden Hearts CEBU, JCI Mandaue, MCCI etc)

[junky_]

buhat nya kug anak para maka share kug joke bout kids.

[spike412]

my 3 yr. old bugoy whose already a kinder 1 student got 4 medals for academic excellence... so lipay kaayo sya ato na day. i asked him, "baby (name withheld) what do you want mommy and daddy to buy for you?" kay naa lagi medal so palitan og unsa ang gusto. Gitubag ko niya, "i want an ice cream mommy!, yey! i can buy ice cream, i'm going to use this money" <<< take note the money he is referring to is his medal. pirting katawa namo kay abi niya ang medal kay a 10 peso coin ra! hahahah

after ato nahitabo ako gi-explain tawon unsa ang meaning sa medal hehehe

[demargex]

My 8-year old brother is so tarong mangistorya.

Scene: Nag-away sila ni Mama kay dili siya pakuyogon sa Bogo. Nag-lalis sila unya misulod sya sa kwarto og nihilak. Naligo si Mama then after nakakita siyag letter sa table.
Mao ni ang content:

Dear Mama,

Mulayas na ko kay di ko nimo pakoyogon. Magpa adop na lang ko ni oncle dino. bahala na ka ari. naglagot ko nimo.

Love,
Adong


Nakahilak jud kog katawa! Wrong spelling pa jud. Hahaha!!

[angel_brey]

OT lng gamay!

Good day guys! REMINDERS lang!

THURSDAY 5PM onwards, meeting unta ta kung pwede? See you at the 6th flr. Gaisano Metro Ayala infront of the clinic (CEBU SMILE GALLERY) Kay duty paman ko ana na time so para lang sad near ra for me and accesible for everyone!

AGENDA:

1.) Donation Collection for A BIRTHDAY TREAT/HEARTS OVERFLOW ON CHRISTMAS Mission nato for DECEMBER!

https://www.istorya.net/forums/genera...r-edition.html

• Poor Claire Monastery- Tentative date: Dec. 17, 2011 SATURDAY 10AM onwards! (Assignment C/o Annerhexian & elvandesantos)
• Missionaries of the Poor (Assignment C/o Annerhexian & elvandesantos) ASSIGNMENT: Contact #, Location, Needs (Pls LIST THEM!)

DONATION COLLECTION SCHEDULE: November 19, 2011 & December 10, 2011 SATURDAY 6PM onwards @ IT PARK Grassland infront of THE WALK!

2.) Solar Bottle Projects of My Shelter Foundation, GH CEBU, JCI Mandaue, Rotary Club, MCCI etc.

https://www.istorya.net/forums/genera...-mcci-etc.html

• 1L, 1.5L, 2L CLEAR PET Bottle collection from your OFFICE, NEIGHBORHOOD, FRIENDS Etc!
• We need to be able to collect a Minimum of 100K bottles before NOVEMBER ends and a maximum of 200k bottles by DECEMBER!

DONATION COLLECTION SCHEDULE: November 19, 2011 & December 10, 2011 SATURDAY 6PM onwards @ IT PARK Grassland infront of THE WALK!

3.) Jam to Light (A DRINK FOR A CAUSE In connection with the SOLAR BOTTLE PROJECT)

• Tentative Venue: Harrison Park, Jones Avenue Cebu City
  (Negotiations c/o Gmaroxram!)
• 3 to 5 CLEAR PET BOTTLES as ENTRANCE FEE
• FREE Live Band (Acoustic, Show Band, Aternative Bands, etc.
  C/o dangelindisguise aka DANGS, elski & westbourne aka SAM! Hope you guys can HELP!)
• Waiters, Waitresses & Manpower care of GH CEBU & Istorya.net Members!
• Drinks & Foods served, part of the proceeds goes to GH CEBU Missions & Causes!

Meeting OPEN to ALL so if you wanna join us during the meeting, please feel free to come over and join with US! We need all the HELP we can get! REMEMBER: 2 Heads are better than one! How much more if DAGHAN ta! hehehe

If you have any more suggestions or could give us any HELP, then feel free to open it up to US during the meeting!


GH CEBU (GoldenHeartsCEBU..Read about us HERE!)

https://www.istorya.net/forums/genera...ing-alway.html


Get INVOLVED in the community!
God bless everyone!

[adz]

Ako 2 Pagumangkuns Playing Baligya2x AKA Tinda2x...
This is a story I tell everyone! kai unforgettable jud.. Mind Boggling kaau! hahaha

Pagumangkun 1: Ayo Ayo Naa mu TABUN??
Pagumangkun 2: Wa baya!
Pagumangkun 1: Naa mu TAMPU?
Pagumangkun 2: Wa sad biya!
Pagumangkun 1: Aw, Naa mo TUNLOK??
Pagumangkun 2: Ahh.. Uu naa mi TUNLOK.. Tara ohh!!

Ako(Speaking to Pagumangkun 2): Inday Unsa man to iyang Gipalit? Unsa may TUNLOK??

Pagumangkun 2: TUNLOK gud.. kanang Gamit Panglaba...

HAHAHA kanyahay ra! ZONROX DIAY!! hahahaha..

Legend:
Tabun = Sabon
Tampu = Shampoo
TUNLOK = Zonrox!! hahaha

wala ko ka get over ug katawa ani.ahahaha lingawa oi basta naa bata...

[superidol]

---Nag hikog---

Naay bata ning sulod sa kwarto sa iyang kuya... naay xa'y nakit.an... mao nag dali2x xa ug gawas sa balay pra ad2.on iyang ma2x..

Bata(Nag Shagit While nag Dagan) ---> Ma!! ma!! Mama!!!!!!!!!!\

Mama(Na kuyawan)---> Oh! Ngano mn inday! ngano murag na kuyawan mn ka!!

Bata(Naghilak) ---> Ma! ULi na sa balay... atong tabangan' c kuya...

Mama(Na kuyawan)---> Ha!? kay ngano mn?? na unsa mn imong kuya...!!!??

Bata(Nag hilak)---> c Kuya mn gd Ma!! mag pakamatay... nag cge ug dok2x sa iyang itlog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!