Bill Gates left Microsoft because of Me

[mbneiz]

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Why Bill Gates left Microsoft?
because of my email to him.. Here is the email I sent to him.

Subject: Problems with my new computer.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found
some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We
request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'find' button but it is not working properly. My wife
lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this
'find' button. but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn
'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is
only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will
provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is
not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide
'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide ' My Network Palces'. For God Sake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my boy
friends know where I go after my office hours.

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

[kit_cebu]

reason why call centers will flourish.................idi0t people/owners..................

funny though...

[brian joshua]

i say not that funny though

[jesse5648]

so thats the reason, thank god, now that'll be my problem, T_T

1. ill add the stop button in under you keyboard
2. dont worry a team of newly hired professionals are developing the "re-scooter bin"
3. actually there is, but not yet released, maybe in the next 10 years
4. same as 3, not yet released
5. God, try to look for it
6. You didnt ask your local retailer to upload your photos, thats the problem
7. There's a HOME edition for it
8. try to look for history youll see it
9. Sorry, we are goin to release it by the end of the year
10. our company now isnt windows anymore,but DOOR,

by the way, im MR. Jess Door
the new President and owner of Microsoft Door