just for laugh

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there are lot of reasons why bisaya rules over tagalog....
here are the 3 top reasons:

1. ang LANGGAM sa tagalog ngkamang pa... sa bisaya nglupad na
2. ang PAA sa tagalog tiil pa dapit... sa bisaya duol na
3. ang KUMOT sa tagalog gahabolhabol pa... sa bisaya gakumbati na
4. ang UPA sa tagalog ng-abang pa... sa bisaya gapatong na
5. ang ABANG sa tagalog ng-atang pa... sa bisaya gitake-out na.
6. ang BOTO sa tagalog pang-election ra... sa bisaya uhmmm.......

nyahahahahahaha

me likey this

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A Filipino, a German and a Pakistani got arrested
consuming alcohol
which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for
the terrible crime
they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.


As they were preparing for their punishment, the
Sheik announced: "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked
me to allow each of
you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line, he thought for a
while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10
lashes & the German had to
be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.


The Pakistani was next up. After watching the
German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes &
the Pakistani was also
led away whimpering loudly.


The Filipino was the last one up, but before he
could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from one
of most beautiful part
of the world and your culture is one of the finest
in the world. For
this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful
highness," the Filipino
replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is
that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and
powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look
on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.

Filipino smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my
back" !!!

hahahaha, taya aning pinoy oi. luuya sa pakistani, 100 slashes man sad.

[denzel]

wahahahahaha ligawa ani oi hahahaha thanks ok na ako day karon hahaha