Winflo's Jokes ~ Great for laughs

[kenoidz]

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asa ka anang "you eat the ship"!....

[kula]

heheh

[WinFlo]

An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the
ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament.

Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would dig the garden for me.
Love, Pa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pa,
Not for nothing, but please do not dig up that garden. That's where I
buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the
entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
and left.

The same day the old man received another letter from his son.


Dear Pa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love , Vinny

[GemWArrioR]

wais kaayo si Vincenzo hahahahah

[tahbiapo]

hehe that's...my cousin vinniey

[digikenz]

[nemmo723]

waaahhh!!! smart jud! batang promil!! kalingaw ani na story oi, karon pa ko kabasa ug ani ever!

[jhunric]

pag ka bright aning tawhana

maayong paliwatan

[jay_burn]

hehehe nice one... maging wais, mag surf... hehehe

[winwin]

Ngano ga ilis2x mn iya name? diba Vinnie? daun na Vinny napod??hehe