pawala sa duka.. joke joke joke!

[nick123]

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lolzzz.......

[tikbooy]

hahaha! si rizal wa ni sulod sa klase! pating sd df i ni si rizal dah!

[Buzz Killington]

mga olschool erap jokes

Secretary: Sir, ano po ba ang pinagawa nyong sticker na "LATANG PINOY"?
Erap: Ah,yan ba? Tinagalog ko lang yung dating slogan na "THE FILIPINO CAN". Di ba mas maganda ngayon?

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Erap and Loi eating in a restaurant.

Loi: Honey, bakit pati buto kinakain mo?
Erap: Ano'ng problema mo, eh Eat All You Can naman to!

[stew_griff]

job interview..

Manager: what can you contribute to our company?
Applicant: aw unsa ba? naa d i ni amotan sir?

[zvekdoz]

haha lingawa.... post more jokes beh

[zeroth000]

COMMERCIAL SA TA BEH...

"If y0u d0n't take g0od care of urself, we will take g0od care of y0u"..

-a reminder fr0m St. Peter's Funeral H0mes-

"Ang iny0ng kamatay0n, am0ng kaugma0n"..

idol!!! hahahaha

[SixSleeve]

2 ka magamigo naglalis...

Papel: Paeta aning trabaho nako oi! Always nlng ko suwat-suwatan ug kumot-kumoton...
Tissue: Pagxure oi! Wa nlng koy kwenta!

[RegisteredNewbie]

teacher: Use "narra" in a sentence.
juan: I have a pencil.
teacher: Aha man ang narra ana?
juan: Narra mam o, narra.. *pakita daun sa pencil*

hahah mais.. pro nagkatawa ko ani ganiha

[denkyo]

Si Manny habang inimbita ni PGMA sa isang Hapunan...



GMA:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si GMA sa waiter.
Waiter: And you, Sir?
Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too