A DEATH to ENJOY! Suicidals, EMOs, Undead, Zombies..ARI TA NINYO UY!!

[angel_brey]

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Hello guys!

Death is inevitable! We can never tell when we are gonna die or what we are gonna die of, unless kung na cancer ka and ge taningan naka sa imung life while you are reading this now. Aside from that, WE don't get to orchestrate our own funeral from the flowers to use, to how many days should the vigil be, to the clothes you want to wear, or what casket or coffin are you gonna use. (Murag kasal sah?)

So anyway, I just found these coffins all over the world and let me just say that they are both mind boggling and weird.

So here, take your pick on these wide selection of coffins!
Buy1 Take1 and uban depende sa factory.
Naa sad uban mgka barato kung dinaghan.
And naa sad uban na wala nay funeral service kailangan.

Death is NO JOKE! That we all know! But hey, we all end up there so why not make the most out of what life has to offer right now, RIGHT?

PEACE and GOD BLESS EVERYONE and ENJOY LIFE!

[COLOR="Blue"]Kani, dili gyud ni pwede e PARADA ug hatod sa MINTERYO kay mabuang mo sa ka BUG-at!



Mag ala TRANSFORMERS ba naman? Hhehe


You are so RICH and POWERFUL if you have these!


Cake Coffin? Seriously? I would NOT give these away in a PARTY nor would I give these away during the WAKE.


Be TRUE, Be YOURSELF Coffins! Would you wanna be displayed in your WAKE the way you DIED? Hehhe


For those who wanna be UNIQUE, here is yours!


For the SERIAL KILLERS, MURDERERS and CRIMINALS...So that your evilness is LOCKED AWAY together with you.


Sa mga NIKE fans out there, THIS IS YOURS!


COPPER COFFINS...Triggers AWAKE & REST


For all YOU PHONE FANATICS, here are your choices



Sa MAHILIG MUSAKAY (Barko, Airplane, Sakyanan, Motor)



FOR THE WEIRD ONES




READY TO USE INSTANT COFFIN



AND LASTLY, Please DO NOT DO THIS!

Ships Self in COFFIN to Get Into Movies
CHARLES LOEB’S unique way of trying to get past the guards of a moving picture studio for a chance to break into the movies nearly cost him his life recently. The comedian had himself expressed in an especially prepared coffin from Chicago to Hollywood. The outside of the box was labeled, “Statue—handle with care—value $500.” Loeb went three days without water or food and was in a critical condition when found. Carefully concealed air holes permitted him to breathe freely, but his water supply and food were soon exhausted. The wedge-shaped ends of the box did not permit anyone to stand it on end.

Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky that flares up for a brief moment only to disappear into the endless night forever. ~Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

MORE TO COME!!!

[angel_brey]

The Tree of death

Capsula Mundi, a biodegradable coffin
The most earthly looking eco-coffin that we’ve found is the Capsula Mundi, created by a pair of Italian designers who wanted to remove the taboo from the burial process and give it a new conception.

The Capsula Mundi is an egg-shaped container made of bioplastic. The body of the deceased rests in a fetal position within this capsule, which gets planted in the earth like a bulb. A shallow circular depression is dug above the capsule to symbolize the presence of the body, in the center of which a tree is planted. Over time, the groups of burial sites become a sacred memorial grove. The Capsula Mundi has made appearances as a design piece in exhibitions around Europe, including one with Droog Design last year. As a show piece, the design is a quintessential representation of a sprouting seed, perfectly encapsulating the designers’ goal of regarding death as an opportunity to nourish the earth for the future.

MORE MORE MORE

FOR THE ARTIST IN YOU (PAINTERS, BAND MEMBERS, GUITARIST etc.)



FOR DEADLY PROFESSIONALS

FOR THE OB GYNE


FOR THE SHOEMAKER


FOR THE CARPENTERS


FOR THE BARTENDER


FOR THE FOODIES or PEOPLE WHO LOVE FOOD & BEVERAGES



FOR THE UNIQUE


FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO THINK THEY ARE IN A FUNERAL


And lastly,

FOR THE FASHIONISTA IN YOU

[twistedANGEL25]

I'd go for the last one.Hahhaa

[ryeaka]

waaaaahhhh kuyawa jud threads ani niya oie hehehe... 5 years ago, sus nakaplano nako mag-unsa if mamatay ko... but now? hadlok nako mamatay...

[angel_brey]

waaaaahhhh kuyawa jud threads ani niya oie hehehe... 5 years ago, sus nakaplano nako mag-unsa if mamatay ko... but now? hadlok nako mamatay...

haha buing! Wala tay mahems if it happens to use na gyud!

I'd go for the last one.Hahhaa

What DESIGN or BRAND DESIGN GIRL?? Prada? Louis Vuitton? UCB? GUESS? hahaha