What should I do to marry a rich guy?

[pigrah]

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This is a letter from a girl in Doha, Qatar in the forum QATARLIVING... this made me LOL. Quiet long but its worth the while

Dear Forum,
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with QR1.2 million annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of QR600,000 is considered only as middle class in Doha . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of QR1.2 million annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is QR300,000 annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area at West Bay or the Pearl, QR600,000 annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks & are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Yours truly,
Ms. Pretty

here's the awesome reply...

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than QR1.2 million, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in the golbal Financial Market, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over QR1.2 million annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with QR 300,000 annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...

Truly yours,
Mr. Rich

[thermaltake]

awh rich gyud sis?

[silvertooter28]

hahahhaa.... mao jud... 2.o goro xa mga bogo nang mga tawhana!!

[bhason]

haha lingawa.

[jenny223]

ahahhaha...dah na palar0 lageh.....

[tamse]

hahahaha..dah lagi! tura ngano btaw na ai? so many girls wanna date a rich guy..no matter how ugly his looks or his whole self is basta naay kwarta tira..lelx

[greatoutlaw]

hahahaha... do contact me....hahaha

[Tirong-say]

Not a very sound investment, lugi gyud diay.................he-he

[oninrocks]

wahahaha.funny.

[umpa-lumpa]

idola nako sa nag reply niya oi...bomb cguro kaayo ang bayi ani..nyahaha