WhAt's YouR AlCohorosCopE?

[roselyn]

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http://www.blogthings.com/alcohoroscopes/


mine is :

Your Capricorn Drinking Style

Capricorns are usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder you get left off the astrological cocktail-party list.
But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis.
You are the true rock star.

independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, you're not too eager to please.
And if you make money being yourself, who is anyone to quibble?
But just like most rock stars, you're either totally on or totally off...
And you generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if you can hook up with a cute groupie.
Your Signature Cocktails
Old-fashioned Capricorns like an old-fashioned just fine or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. You prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, you like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if you can handle the wait for it to get mixed.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Orlando Bloom, Kate Moss, Jude Law. Marilyn Manson, Dolly Parton, Howard Stern, Kirstie Alley, and Rush Limbaugh.

[samokan]

Your Cancer Drinking Style
You are a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling?
Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, you must guard against lushery.
You are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating yourself on VIP lists.

And, in true Hollywood style, you are never really drunk; instead, you get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated).
But most people agree: there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with you. Your sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you adore anyone who serves up vanilla vodka and soda.
Your Signature Cocktails
Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grandpappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. You also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. A six-pack of Bud will also do.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Jessica Simpson, Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Tom Cruise, Will Ferrell, Lil' Kim, Lindsey Lohan, and John Cusack.

[bengerboy]

Your Capricorn Drinking Style

Capricorns are usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder you get left off the astrological cocktail-party list.
But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis.
You are the true rock star.

independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, you're not too eager to please.
And if you make money being yourself, who is anyone to quibble?
But just like most rock stars, you're either totally on or totally off...
And you generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if you can hook up with a cute groupie.
Your Signature Cocktails
Old-fashioned Capricorns like an old-fashioned just fine or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. You prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, you like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if you can handle the wait for it to get mixed.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Orlando Bloom, Kate Moss, Jude Law. Marilyn Manson, Dolly Parton, Howard Stern, Kirstie Alley, and Rush Limbaugh.

[roselyn]

Your Capricorn Drinking Style

Capricorns are usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder you get left off the astrological cocktail-party list.
But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis.
You are the true rock star.

independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, you're not too eager to please.
And if you make money being yourself, who is anyone to quibble?
But just like most rock stars, you're either totally on or totally off...
And you generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if you can hook up with a cute groupie.
Your Signature Cocktails
Old-fashioned Capricorns like an old-fashioned just fine or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. You prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, you like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if you can handle the wait for it to get mixed.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Orlando Bloom, Kate Moss, Jude Law. Marilyn Manson, Dolly Parton, Howard Stern, Kirstie Alley, and Rush Limbaugh.

we're the same ha...

[head567]

Your Pisces Drinking Style

If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain.
Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but you build up a mighty tolerance fast.
You're an expensive date!

On the other hand, you're a fabulously enchanting partner, whether in conversation or in crime.
With the right person, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days.
The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know.


Your Signature Cocktails

Pisces rules fresh mint, and you do love a mojito or three -- though a julep will do just as well. You also like punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty much anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue sea.) You're a total chocoholic, and you love creme de cacao (and spiked cocoa).


Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Drew Barrymore, Chelsea Clinton, Queen Latifah, Bruce Willis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ted Kennedy, Jon Bon Jovi, Fabio

[regilsolon]

to cherelyn: tell me , is thisÂ* really what you are ?

Capricorn: The Chosen Lot


Surf 'N' Earn -Sign innow
Capricorn, the goat
(Dec 21 to Jan 20)

They're giddy as the Mountain Goat bent to reach the 'Top',
Or grumbling domestic captives;
Always in a spot.
Whichever way you look at it,
Capricorn's a grumbling lot!

This is the Parent of the Universe, an Earth Sign and is also the most persecuted and misunderstood of all the signs of the zodiac.

Capricornians are the 'chosen lot', especially hand picked by God to govern, control and face a long life full of difficulties and obstacles. You have to pass through many tests before you are finally rewarded with position and success.

Capricorn is the tenth house of the Zodiac, which signifies Ambition, Fame, Worldly Position, Promotion, Power, Elevation, Status, Fame and Positions of Authority and Control. It determines the degree of success and honour in the Native's life.

The animal representing the sign of Capricorn is The Goat. A sure-footed head strong and stubborn animal that usually weighs about 150 to 300 pounds. It's agile because its hooves are cushioned with skid proof pads. This says a lot about the Capricorn characteristic.

Ruled by Saturn, the planet of Death and Resurrection, you have the spiritual capacity to 'rise from the ashes' - just as the paradoxical Phoenix had risen from the ashes, rejuvenated and empowered even more 'ere its flight into the fire. Saturn is the planet of Karma and those under its ruler ship must know that they are in this incarnation either to collect or pay back for their Karma's of past incarnations.

Saturn rules Capricorn in its positive aspect and hence those born in the Sun Sign of Capricorn will be of the active, positive, material and dynamic type.

You are one of the most dependable and endearing signs of the zodiac; warm, loving, good at parenting and with a unique sense of practicality - second to none. You're also the most serious and stable of the twelve zodiac signs. Confident, strong willed, calm, independent and with rock like character, it's very difficult, if not impossible, to make you stray from the moral path. You have many sterling qualities; you are hard working, practical, shrewd, responsible and preserving. You are neither original nor creative but you are the best one to develop what others invent or discover. You are steady, sure-footed, calculative and serious. Most of the times you have your priorities placed right.

There are two types of Capricorn's - the 'giddy mountain goat' who is an expert in negotiating the climb and then the 'wet fish goat' that is the domesticated carrier. There are faint characteristics of the one in the other bonding all Capricorns with a common trait, grumbling!.

Capricorn Traits In A Nutshell

Positive Aspects
Practical and Prudent
Ambitious and Artistic
Disciplined and Reserved
Humorous and Cautious


Negative Aspects
Pessimistic and Rigid
Fatalistic and Over Conventional
Miserly and Grudging
Lonely and Melancholy

Inborn Qualities
Reliable and Totally Professional
Has a Firm Foundation and Purpose of Intent
Loyal and Knowledgeable
Loves Freedom and Travelling
Shrewd in Money Matters and Business
Dislikes Wild and Wacky Schemes
Hates Fantasies and Unreality
Hates to be Ridiculed and Ignominy
Dislikes Futile Activity and Jobs

Favourite Colour
Deep rich Brown.

Favourite Stone
Onax and Blue Sapphire.


General Outlook On Life

Positive Aspects
When practical business ability allied with the drive of ambition and lust for power and wealth are required in employees to make a project succeed, Capricornians are the people to hire. You are methodical, though there is madness in your method, but you achieve worldly success. You have high standards and love to be in the position of power and authority. You are witty, intelligent, innovative, and lucky in material matters as well as in love. You have a strong character and you are loyal once committed. Another unexpected quality in some Capricornians is an interest in the occult, which persists in spite of your naturally sceptical turn of mind. You think profoundly though with little originality. You have good memories and an insatiable yet methodical desire for knowledge. You are rational, logical and clearheaded, have good concentration, delight in debate in which you can show off your cleverness by luring your adversaries into traps and confounding them with logic.

Negative Aspects
You can be self-centered, wary and suspicious of others. In turn, you attract people who neither trust you nor understand you. You hate interference in your life and do not interfere in anybody's life either. You are diplomatic and casual with acquaintances and dislike anyone getting over familiar with you.

You make few but good friends but you make a bitter and unforgiving enemy. You can display on the negative side, over-conventionality, bigotry, selfishness, flippancy, avarice and miserliness, chronic complaining, incessant unnecessary worrying, and severity spilling over into cruelty. You are an egotist who thinks that the world and all its bounties were created only for you; you can be highly inconsiderate and care a damn about hurting the feelings even of your near and dear ones.

You don't really have a sense of humour, though you think you have one, it falls flat most of the time. One of your greatest drawbacks is your self-righteous and 'better than thou' attitude. There is also a tendency to pessimism, melancholy, gloom, despondence and nervous tension. In your personal relationships, you are often ill at ease, if not downright unhappy.

Vocations
You can excel in Mathematics, Money and Music related fields. You could be an Economist, Financier, Banker, Speculators, Contractor, Manager and real estate Broker. You will excel as Bureaucrats, especially where projects demanding long-term planning and working are concerned. Your skills in debate and your shrewdness can make you a good Politician as well. You make excellent teachers, especially as principals of educational institutions, where you have the authority to manage and organise, without too much intimacy with the staff members. You will also do well as Scientists, Engineers and Phi***phers. The wit and flippancy, which is characteristic of certain Capricornians, may make some turn to entertainment as a career.

Being an Earth sign you will tend to gravitate towards careers/professions with 'earthy' qualities like property development, farming, agriculture, building, geology/geography etc. You can become the Chairperson of a board, A Commanding Officer and make a fine Musician or a Singer! Fine Arts suits your temperament and gels perfectly with the intensity of emotions.


In Love
Love is the deepest and most coveted desire of your soil and yet, you do not easily accept when you are smitten by 'Cupid's Bow'. Perhaps because when you are young, you are shy, unconfident and an introvert. You are also very choosy and there is a lot of pretence in regard to your true feelings. This coloured with your practicality becomes an obstacle in your romantic relationship.

You're a cool when it comes to displaying emotions, but being cool brings negative reactions, you need to show that you care and emit warmth; you have it, so send it forth! You desire to impress your mate or lover and in attempting to do so, you become pompous and overbearing.

You will not commit to a permanent relation if you can help it, but once you do, there's no one who can surpass you as a partner and parent. Your ambitions are not restricted to profession and material matters only; it also motivated your relationships to a great extent. You love the feel of wealth, power and necessarily need to look up to your man or woman, you need to respect your mate and he or she in turn needs to make you feel dignified and secured. Once you find your partner, your love is always forever and you are a wonderful homemaker.

Compatibilities
Capricorn gets on best with other Capricornians, Taureans and Virgoeans as these are Earth signs and hence sympathetic with each other. Also compatible are the Water signs: Pisceans, Scorpios and Cancerians. Cancer is the sign opposite to Capricorn and they are 'Polar Signs', hence there is strong affinity between the two and a relationship between them would certainly be emotionally enhanced and loyalty assured.

These are basic compabilities but there is another aspect, which increases the choice for all Zodiac signs. Every sign spills over from one month to the next and every month has its own ruling planet.

Jupiter rules December and Jupiter is of the element of Fire, January is ruled over by Saturn who is of the element of Earth. Hence, though Fire and Air signs are not considered sympathetic towards Capricornians, those Capri's born in December are also under the influence of Jupiter and so could get on well with Fire signs; Aries, Leo and Sagittarius.

Air signs are the only ones who may not be compatible with Capricornians; however, many other aspects have to be considered before any sign is written off completely and it would be a shame to negate a relationship based purely on general compatibilities. Placement of other planets in the Native’s natal chart also plays a vital role.

Health
Capricorn rules over the Human Skeleton, Knees and Shins and there is a tendency towards Rheumatism, which can be avoided by keeping warm, and doing plenty of exercise. Subjects may be liable to fractures and strains of the knees and other defects of the leg. This sign also rules the skin and teeth. Skin diseases from rashes and boils to leprosy are possible, and digestive upsets may be caused by the Capricornian's tendency to worry or due to suppressed emotions. Anaemia, Bright's disease, catarrh, deafness, rheumatism and rickets are also said to threaten the natives of this sign. Saturn is the planet and rules over old age, hence the older the goat gets, and the younger he or she appears.


Some Lucky Things For A Capricorn

Keywords: Ambition, Aspiration, Calculating and Prudent
Ruling Planet: Saturn
Element: Earth
Quality: Cardinal
Colour: Dark Grey, Black and Dark Brown. NO Light or Red Colours
Gemstone: Blur Sapphire, Turquoise and Amethyst
Metal: Lead
Flowers: Ivy, Hemlock and Heartsease
Trees: Pine, Elm, Yew and Medlar
Foods: Potato, Barley, Beetroot, Spinach and Malt
Spices: Hemp, Comfrey and Knapweed
Animals: Goat and all Cloven Hoofed Animals
Cities: Oxford (UK), Delhi and Mexico and administrative areas of all Capital Cities
Countries: India, Mexico and Afghanistan

The Capricorn Child
Take a sonography and you will see that he or she has the thumb in the mouth; that's a Capricorn child for you.

You are intelligent and over smart but you need love, care and pampering more than any other zodiac kid, because you are not confident on the onset and need to be reassured that you are wonderful. Naughty, shy, secretive, introverted and looking for praise, you are stubborn! You look for appreciation from the day that you are born. You are talented but you need applause for every step that you take, you look around to see whether your mother is watching you. Mother I say, because, that's where your oasis is!
You will grow up into a fine being provided your parents make you feel you are one. Infancy and childhood memories never do leave you and you may grow into an unreasonable adult who blames your origin for every untoward incident in your life. This will never have an end, so grow up as you grow up!


Famous Capricornians
Joan de Arc
Sir Isaac Newton
Kahlil Gibran
Sir Isaac Newton
Richard Nixon
Louis Pasture
Rudyard Kipling
Joseph Stalin
Mark Twain
Edgar Allen Poe
Howard Hughes
Aristotle Onassis
Elvis Presley
King Juan Carlos
Michael Crawford
Dhirubhai Ambani
Rajesh Khanna
Ratan Tata
Nicolas Cage
Ricky Martin IIÂ*




http://astrospeak.indiatimes.com/art...,prtpage-1.cms or others http://www.astrology-online.com/capricrn.htm

Your Capricorn Drinking Style

Capricorns are usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder you get left off the astrological cocktail-party list.
But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis.
You are the true rock star.

independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, you're not too eager to please.
And if you make money being yourself, who is anyone to quibble?
But just like most rock stars, you're either totally on or totally off...
And you generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if you can hook up with a cute groupie.
Your Signature Cocktails
Old-fashioned Capricorns like an old-fashioned just fine or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. You prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, you like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if you can handle the wait for it to get mixed.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Orlando Bloom, Kate Moss, Jude Law. Marilyn Manson, Dolly Parton, Howard Stern, Kirstie Alley, and Rush Limbaugh.

[regilsolon]

"The space is the end of the sentence."

[crinkle]

Your Taurus Drinking Style



You prefer to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk.
When you're truly intoxicated, you are a one-person stampede...
A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers.

Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of the world
This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler -- god, no.
You will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

Your Signature Cocktails
Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. You likely have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. A little more macho? Then go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Billy Joel, Kelly Clarkson, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, and The Rock.

[jd_iceblizzard]

Your GEMINI Drinking Style

Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much--they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes.
They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusions, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round--repetition is boring--and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

[diem]

@everyone,

I'm with jd_blizzard, being a Gemini too....

Your GEMINI Drinking Style

Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much--they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes.

They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusions, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round--repetition is boring--and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

That we do, we do very well indeed :mrgreen: