Parrot Learns Fast

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A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pulled up.

The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift?"

"Yes, my car broke down, and I need a ride to the nearest gas station.."

The driver replied, "OK, but first you have to f**k me! No f**k, no ride."

She said, "I`m sorry, I don`t need a ride that badly."

So the driver pulled away. All this time, the driver had a parrot on his shoulder.

The parrot started saying, "No f**k, no ride! No f**k, no ride!"

The driver said, "You had better shut up, bird, or I`m gonna throw you in back with the chickens!"

About two miles down the road, the parrot said, "No f**k, no ride!"

So the driver slammed on the breaks and threw him in back with the chickens! About 2 more miles further down the road, the driver heard sirens and saw flashing lights, so he pulled over.
He got out of the truck and approached the officer.

"What`s the problem, officer. I wasn`t speeding was I?"

The officer said, "I wasn`t pulling you over for speeding. I just wanted to inform you that you have a parrot throwing chickens out the trailer screaming, "No f**k, no ride! No f**k, no ride!"

[bigVince]

kusgana sa parrot sah? buot huna hunaon mas dako gud ang manok kay sa sa parrot. Mag kataw kog huna2x. hahahah.

[j.alob]

salbahisa sa parrot.. hehhe

[chocoholic.damsel]

kusgana sa parrot sah? buot huna hunaon mas dako gud ang manok kay sa sa parrot. Mag kataw kog huna2x. hahahah.

maoo, make sense

[jiro]

how did the officer found out what the parrot was saying?

[jiro]

^_^ katawa na unta ko.

[crimsonking]

how did the officer found out what the parrot was saying?

tug-an mang mga manok

[tampuskie]

hahaha...parrot mu patol ug manok!!!No Fu** no Ride!!!