A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men from floors of choices.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
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Thread: Pleasing A Woman
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02-02-2010, 02:49 PM #1C.I.A.
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Pleasing A Woman
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02-02-2010, 02:53 PM #2
He-he-he, mga girls ra gyuy makatubag ini..........................
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02-02-2010, 03:03 PM #3C.I.A.
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sakto gyud na bai!
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02-02-2010, 03:09 PM #4Senior Member
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Kani gyud, I Agree....The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
Women are hard to please!....really hard!...
Dile nalang ko mag tell kay ma konsimesyun ko...wew...
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02-02-2010, 03:12 PM #5Elite Member
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Amen to this!!!
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02-02-2010, 03:20 PM #6C.I.A.
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hahaha.... ngano man sad uroy mo stick mi anang isa nga naa man something better...
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02-02-2010, 03:21 PM #7Senior Member
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Tamse...Evedensya naka..hahahahaha
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02-02-2010, 03:30 PM #8Elite Member
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whhahhahaa kapaet.. dpende oi.. dili pod tanan.. there are girls na di pod sobra kataas ang pana aw sa ideal na man nila.. even man sad and men they always look for better or the best woman sad.. kada usa naa kaugalingon na ideal partner.. but sa case sa thread nagpakita lang na usually ana ang tao not just girls siguro they always want to know unsa pa, what more they can see or they can get..maski pa pod siguro naa store para sa men to find or buy a wife..hmm kaw ha bro.. peru nice nakakatawa and alteast a lil bit serious imo mga tira now hmmm.. hehehhe peace..
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02-02-2010, 03:40 PM #9C.I.A.
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^^serious diay ko? hehehe.. wa ko kabantay da..wahehehe..
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02-02-2010, 03:44 PM #10Elite Member
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''' Originally Posted by treize
yeah.. lil palang bro.. naa jud gihapon ang pagka siaw.. heheheh murag mao jud na siguro ikaw whaeheheh
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