Sa Isang Sosyalerang Salon:
Gretchen: I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short
and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts.
Mommy Dionisia: I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level
implant one diamond at the tip of every strand
NOSEBLEED SI GRETA!!!!
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Sa Las Vegas
Waiter: May I take ur order madam?
Mommy Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Mommy Dionisia : Soup Drenks!
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YOU IS
"you is! you is! you is"
- sigaw ni Mommy Dionisia pagdating sa America. "Andito na ako sa you is!"
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BIGAS
"ang ganda ng bigas"
ito ang sbi ni mommy dionisia pagkaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada


pakpak mga silingan..
Source: Sunstar Superbalita