Memoirs of an Amnesiac

It never fails. Every classmate I had way back in college or high school never misses to make it part of their social interaction to ask me (come reunions and batch homecomings), "Are you married?" For the life of me, over the years, I have mastered and have come up with my rather suave-version-of-a-reply, "I'm not seeking. I'm just looking."

I'm not about to discuss here my often epic fails at finding and keeping lasting relationships and bumping or rubbing elbows ...